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"Shall we meet for 1-2 beers this evening?"
"12 is written without hyphen!"
"12 is written without hyphen!"
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You know why unicorns no longer exist? The lions on the arc got hungry part way through...fresh_42 said:
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Yes. It had been advertised as all-you-can-eat trip!topsquark said:
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Nope!topsquark said:
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The sea levels were high, and soon the passengers would be too...
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And here comes a real "lame" ark joke:
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Dear women, please don't do that! This is really disgusting!
It's ok in your own apartment, but please not in a restaurant!
It is a public place dedicated to the consumption of food.
I know some will now start to defend this distasteful behavior,
but they will never change my mind about this disgusting act.
It is and remains a bad habit.
Please don't put your dirty flip-flops on the table.
It's ok in your own apartment, but please not in a restaurant!
It is a public place dedicated to the consumption of food.
I know some will now start to defend this distasteful behavior,
but they will never change my mind about this disgusting act.
It is and remains a bad habit.
Please don't put your dirty flip-flops on the table.
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Finally! Sesame Street has improved!
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I''m a fan of Tarantino. Unfortunately, he cannot be quoted at PF. I tried.topsquark said:
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It's called: the departure from cubism.
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Good Heavens! It is abstractionism! We know that because we all interpreted it wrong....fresh_42 said:
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That shore is a drag.phinds said:
They couldn't be more pacific!
Anyways, probably not good for you - it doesn't say electro lite.One good recipee is Himalayan rabbit stew.
I did mine yesterday and it was fantastic.
Found himalayan in the middle of the road.