Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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"Shall we meet for 1-2 beers this evening?"
"12 is written without hyphen!"
 
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fresh_42 said:
You know why unicorns no longer exist? The lions on the arc got hungry part way through...

-Dan
 
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topsquark said:
You know why unicorns no longer exist? The lions on the arc got hungry part way through...

-Dan
Yes. It had been advertised as all-you-can-eat trip!
 
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topsquark said:
You know why unicorns no longer exist? The lions on the arc got hungry part way through...

-Dan
Nope!
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The sea levels were high, and soon the passengers would be too...

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And here comes a real "lame" ark joke:

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Dear women, please don't do that! This is really disgusting!
It's ok in your own apartment, but please not in a restaurant!
It is a public place dedicated to the consumption of food.
I know some will now start to defend this distasteful behavior,
but they will never change my mind about this disgusting act.
It is and remains a bad habit.
Please don't put your dirty flip-flops on the table.

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I could never leave my optometrist girlfriend. I would tell her that I couldn't see her anymore.
She would lean closer and say, "Can you see me now?"
 
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I just took a shower.
You have no idea how hard it was to sneak it out of Home Depot.
 
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Finally! Sesame Street has improved!

-Dan
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topsquark said:
Finally! Sesame Street has improved!

-Dan
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I''m a fan of Tarantino. Unfortunately, he cannot be quoted at PF. I tried.
 
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It's called: the departure from cubism.
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fresh_42 said:
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Good Heavens! It is abstractionism! We know that because we all interpreted it wrong....

-Dan
 
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topsquark said:
Good Heavens! It is abstractionism! We know that because we all interpreted it wrong....
Speak for yourself. They all have one hump, so it's always seemed obvious to me... :oldeyes:
 
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phinds said:
That shore is a drag.
They couldn't be more pacific!
Anyways, probably not good for you - it doesn't say electro lite.One good recipee is Himalayan rabbit stew.
I did mine yesterday and it was fantastic.
Found himalayan in the middle of the road.
 
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