Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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"Shall we meet for 1-2 beers this evening?"
"12 is written without hyphen!"
 
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fresh_42 said:
You know why unicorns no longer exist? The lions on the arc got hungry part way through...

-Dan
 
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topsquark said:
You know why unicorns no longer exist? The lions on the arc got hungry part way through...

-Dan
Yes. It had been advertised as all-you-can-eat trip!
 
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topsquark said:
You know why unicorns no longer exist? The lions on the arc got hungry part way through...

-Dan
Nope!
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The sea levels were high, and soon the passengers would be too...

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And here comes a real "lame" ark joke:

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Dear women, please don't do that! This is really disgusting!
It's ok in your own apartment, but please not in a restaurant!
It is a public place dedicated to the consumption of food.
I know some will now start to defend this distasteful behavior,
but they will never change my mind about this disgusting act.
It is and remains a bad habit.
Please don't put your dirty flip-flops on the table.

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I could never leave my optometrist girlfriend. I would tell her that I couldn't see her anymore.
She would lean closer and say, "Can you see me now?"
 
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I just took a shower.
You have no idea how hard it was to sneak it out of Home Depot.
 
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Finally! Sesame Street has improved!

-Dan
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topsquark said:
Finally! Sesame Street has improved!

-Dan
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I''m a fan of Tarantino. Unfortunately, he cannot be quoted at PF. I tried.
 
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It's called: the departure from cubism.
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fresh_42 said:
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Good Heavens! It is abstractionism! We know that because we all interpreted it wrong....

-Dan
 
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topsquark said:
Good Heavens! It is abstractionism! We know that because we all interpreted it wrong....
Speak for yourself. They all have one hump, so it's always seemed obvious to me... :oldeyes:
 
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phinds said:
That shore is a drag.
They couldn't be more pacific!
Anyways, probably not good for you - it doesn't say electro lite.One good recipee is Himalayan rabbit stew.
I did mine yesterday and it was fantastic.
Found himalayan in the middle of the road.
 
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