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Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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This is the opposite of lame. The nuances in this are so clever, I smiled just remembering it and had to (re)post.
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In Harvard, even the owls are so educated, they say " whom" instead of "who".
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Details, please! Where is that? I try to avoid such places!BillTre said:
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"You may fire when ready."BillTre said:
That's what she said.)
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1024×768? This joke is showing its age!dextercioby said:
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dextercioby
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The lame factor has to come from somewhere, right?
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Today is 01/01/24 and not as the Americans put it 01/01/24!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
When it becomes apparent.
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Not a good one, but a really "lame" one:
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What does it mean then when I wear "dress pants?"fresh_42 said:
Just wondering....
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I prefer 2024-01-01. Makes it easier to sort dates as text.fresh_42 said:
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In descending size of time units?jtbell said:
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63,872,582,400?BillTre said:
-Dan
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Did you start counting one year prior to the beginning of the epoch?topsquark said:
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Yep. Today is 2024-01-02. Leap Year Day is 2024-02-29.BillTre said:
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My only New Year's resolution is to abstain...
...from making New Year's resolutions.(Drat, I've broken it already.)
...from making New Year's resolutions.(Drat, I've broken it already.)
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Even better: 02024-01-01.jtbell said:I prefer 2024-01-01. Makes it easier to sort dates as text.
We all remember the Y2K bug. I'm not getting caught with my pants down again.
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Legend says its home to a quite ferocious beast with big pointy teeth!
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