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Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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dextercioby
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dextercioby
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DaveC426913
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This is the opposite of lame. The nuances in this are so clever, I smiled just remembering it and had to (re)post.
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WWGD
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In Harvard, even the owls are so educated, they say " whom" instead of "who".
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Details, please! Where is that? I try to avoid such places!BillTre said:
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"You may fire when ready."BillTre said:
That's what she said.)
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dextercioby
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1024×768? This joke is showing its age!dextercioby said:
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dextercioby
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The lame factor has to come from somewhere, right?
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Today is 01/01/24 and not as the Americans put it 01/01/24!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
When it becomes apparent.
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Not a good one, but a really "lame" one:
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What does it mean then when I wear "dress pants?"fresh_42 said:
Just wondering....
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I prefer 2024-01-01. Makes it easier to sort dates as text.fresh_42 said:
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BillTre
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In descending size of time units?jtbell said:
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63,872,582,400?BillTre said:
-Dan
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Did you start counting one year prior to the beginning of the epoch?topsquark said:
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jtbell
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Yep. Today is 2024-01-02. Leap Year Day is 2024-02-29.BillTre said:
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My only New Year's resolution is to abstain...
...from making New Year's resolutions.(Drat, I've broken it already.)
...from making New Year's resolutions.(Drat, I've broken it already.)
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DaveC426913
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Even better: 02024-01-01.jtbell said:I prefer 2024-01-01. Makes it easier to sort dates as text.
We all remember the Y2K bug. I'm not getting caught with my pants down again.
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Legend says its home to a quite ferocious beast with big pointy teeth!
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