Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Also, unrelated to the previous post:

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WWGD said:
Those ultra-aggressive Canadian protesters
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My theory is that they all let out their agressions in an ice hockey arena.

Beware of aggressive Canadians; Canada just lost the World Junior Hockey Championship quarterfinal to Czech Republic with the winning goal scored 11 seconds ahead of full time.
 
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Orodruin said:
My theory is that they all let out their agressions in an ice hockey arena.

Beware of aggressive Canadians; Canada just lost the World Junior Hockey Championship quarterfinal to Czech Republic with the winning goal scored 11 seconds ahead of full time.
Yes, when they're Oot of the Hoose.
 
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mjc123 said:
Scrooge is branching out into dissing other festivals...
Must be in Bahston...
 
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That awkward moment when your supervisor does not look that enthusiastic, regarding your worlds first, “fits all” cell phone charger.

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Classroom:
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and point out America. Maria points out America correctly.
Teacher: Classroom, who discovered America?
Classroom: Maria!
 
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fresh_42 said:
View attachment 338095Now I want to throw a sausage!
Harry Potters day job. Got to earn a living right?
 
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And that when you run off a cliff face, gravity does not affect you, until you believe in it.
 
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Baluncore said:
And that when you run off a cliff face, gravity does not affect you, until you believe in it.
Times were a lot easier before Newton invented it.
 
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Baluncore said:
And that when you run off a cliff face, gravity does not affect you, until you believe in it.
@fresh_42 said:
Times were a lot easier before Newton invented it.

Darn these Geniuses!
 

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