Collection of Lame Jokes

[Orodruin]

Also, unrelated to the previous post:

 

[jtbell]

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Also known as "Lorentz ether".

 

[Orodruin]

Those ultra-aggressive Canadian protesters
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My theory is that they all let out their agressions in an ice hockey arena.

Beware of aggressive Canadians; Canada just lost the World Junior Hockey Championship quarterfinal to Czech Republic with the winning goal scored 11 seconds ahead of full time.

 

[WWGD]

My theory is that they all let out their agressions in an ice hockey arena.

Beware of aggressive Canadians; Canada just lost the World Junior Hockey Championship quarterfinal to Czech Republic with the winning goal scored 11 seconds ahead of full time.

Yes, when they're Oot of the Hoose.

 

[phinds]

 

[davenn]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jtbell]

Scrooge is branching out into dissing other festivals...

Must be in Bahston...

 

[pinball1970]

That awkward moment when your supervisor does not look that enthusiastic, regarding your worlds first, “fits all” cell phone charger.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

Classroom:
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and point out America. Maria points out America correctly.
Teacher: Classroom, who discovered America?
Classroom: Maria!

 

[fresh_42]

 

[pinball1970]

View attachment 338095Now I want to throw a sausage!

Harry Potters day job. Got to earn a living right?

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[berkeman]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[BillTre]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[davenn]

 

[Baluncore]

And that when you run off a cliff face, gravity does not affect you, until you believe in it.

 

[fresh_42]

And that when you run off a cliff face, gravity does not affect you, until you believe in it.

Times were a lot easier before Newton invented it.

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[Tom.G]

And that when you run off a cliff face, gravity does not affect you, until you believe in it.

@fresh_42 said:
Times were a lot easier before Newton invented it.

Darn these Geniuses!