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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Also, unrelated to the previous post:

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WWGD said:
Those ultra-aggressive Canadian protesters
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My theory is that they all let out their agressions in an ice hockey arena.

Beware of aggressive Canadians; Canada just lost the World Junior Hockey Championship quarterfinal to Czech Republic with the winning goal scored 11 seconds ahead of full time.
 
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Orodruin said:
My theory is that they all let out their agressions in an ice hockey arena.

Beware of aggressive Canadians; Canada just lost the World Junior Hockey Championship quarterfinal to Czech Republic with the winning goal scored 11 seconds ahead of full time.
Yes, when they're Oot of the Hoose.
 
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mjc123 said:
Scrooge is branching out into dissing other festivals...
Must be in Bahston...
 
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That awkward moment when your supervisor does not look that enthusiastic, regarding your worlds first, “fits all” cell phone charger.

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Classroom:
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and point out America. Maria points out America correctly.
Teacher: Classroom, who discovered America?
Classroom: Maria!
 
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fresh_42 said:
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Harry Potters day job. Got to earn a living right?
 
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And that when you run off a cliff face, gravity does not affect you, until you believe in it.
 
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Baluncore said:
And that when you run off a cliff face, gravity does not affect you, until you believe in it.
Times were a lot easier before Newton invented it.
 
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Baluncore said:
And that when you run off a cliff face, gravity does not affect you, until you believe in it.
@fresh_42 said:
Times were a lot easier before Newton invented it.

Darn these Geniuses!
 

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