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Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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Why is the Christmas "elfabet" missing a letter?
Because it has Noël.
Because it has Noël.
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I thought that was cancelled by the double U.jtbell said:
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There's an old PF thread on casting of anthills, but it's really old and not open for further replies.
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/how-to-truly-remove-an-ant-colony.727905/
So I'll post it here instead.
(Source: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/cast)
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/how-to-truly-remove-an-ant-colony.727905/
So I'll post it here instead.
(Source: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/cast)
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What do you get when a herd of cattle falls from outer space?
Meatier meteors.
Meatier meteors.
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I may have told this one before.
Mom and I went to a restaurant. Service was horrible throughout. After the meal, we just stood, headed to the door, leaving no tip. Waiter stops us on the way out. Tells mom: " Ma'am, service is not included ". Mom replies " Yes, I can tell". And we just walked out.
Mom and I went to a restaurant. Service was horrible throughout. After the meal, we just stood, headed to the door, leaving no tip. Waiter stops us on the way out. Tells mom: " Ma'am, service is not included ". Mom replies " Yes, I can tell". And we just walked out.
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My daughters are apparently born in 121 and 123 …WWGD said:
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Yes, both great years to be born ;).Orodruin said:
I guess it assumes you were born on the 20th century.
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...and that nobody's going to try this after Sunday.WWGD said:
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Indeed, it is basically subtract your age from 123.Ibix said:
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the cows missed the moooo...n shot!jtbell said:
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It was off by 1900 years!WWGD said:
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Hey, lighting was poor and I was tired when I saw it.jack action said:
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The way to fix that problem? Drink a lot more beers!jack action said:
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Chuckie, a few years later
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You know you've had a bad flight when your destination was Chicago, but you're now in Memphis and your luggage is in Scottsboro, Alabama.
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