Collection of Lame Jokes

[phinds]

 

[DaveC426913]

 

[jack action]

 

[jtbell]

Why is the Christmas "elfabet" missing a letter?

Because it has Noël.

 

[Baluncore]

Because it has Noël.

I thought that was cancelled by the double U.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[collinsmark]

There's an old PF thread on casting of anthills, but it's really old and not open for further replies.
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/how-to-truly-remove-an-ant-colony.727905/

So I'll post it here instead.

(Source: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/cast)

 

[DennisN]

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[jtbell]

What do you get when a herd of cattle falls from outer space?

Meatier meteors.

 

[WWGD]

I may have told this one before.
Mom and I went to a restaurant. Service was horrible throughout. After the meal, we just stood, headed to the door, leaving no tip. Waiter stops us on the way out. Tells mom: " Ma'am, service is not included ". Mom replies " Yes, I can tell". And we just walked out.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Orodruin]

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My daughters are apparently born in 121 and 123 …

 

[WWGD]

My daughters are apparently born in 121 and 123 …

Yes, both great years to be born ;).
I guess it assumes you were born on the 20th century.

 

[Ibix]

Yes, both great years to be born ;).
I guess it assumes you were born on the 20th century.

...and that nobody's going to try this after Sunday.

 

[davenn]

 

[Orodruin]

...and that nobody's going to try this after Sunday.

Indeed, it is basically subtract your age from 123.

 

[256bits]

What do you get when a herd of cattle falls from outer space?

Meatier meteors.

the cows missed the moooo...n shot!

 

[jack action]

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It was off by 1900 years!

 

[WWGD]

It was off by 1900 years!

Hey, lighting was poor and I was tired when I saw it.

 

[topsquark]

It was off by 1900 years!

The way to fix that problem? Drink a lot more beers!

-Dan

 

[phinds]

 

[WWGD]

Chuckie, a few years later

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[jtbell]

You know you've had a bad flight when your destination was Chicago, but you're now in Memphis and your luggage is in Scottsboro, Alabama.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[gmax137]

@WWGD I have noticed starting recently that your posted images are "dark" like seen through sunglasses. Like there's a semi-transparent grey layer on top of the image. Is it just me?