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Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Why is the Christmas "elfabet" missing a letter?
Because it has Noël.
Because it has Noël.
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I thought that was cancelled by the double U.jtbell said:
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There's an old PF thread on casting of anthills, but it's really old and not open for further replies.
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/how-to-truly-remove-an-ant-colony.727905/
So I'll post it here instead.
(Source: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/cast)
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/how-to-truly-remove-an-ant-colony.727905/
So I'll post it here instead.
(Source: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/cast)
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What do you get when a herd of cattle falls from outer space?
Meatier meteors.
Meatier meteors.
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I may have told this one before.
Mom and I went to a restaurant. Service was horrible throughout. After the meal, we just stood, headed to the door, leaving no tip. Waiter stops us on the way out. Tells mom: " Ma'am, service is not included ". Mom replies " Yes, I can tell". And we just walked out.
Mom and I went to a restaurant. Service was horrible throughout. After the meal, we just stood, headed to the door, leaving no tip. Waiter stops us on the way out. Tells mom: " Ma'am, service is not included ". Mom replies " Yes, I can tell". And we just walked out.
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My daughters are apparently born in 121 and 123 …WWGD said:
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Yes, both great years to be born ;).Orodruin said:
I guess it assumes you were born on the 20th century.
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...and that nobody's going to try this after Sunday.WWGD said:
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Indeed, it is basically subtract your age from 123.Ibix said:
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the cows missed the moooo...n shot!jtbell said:
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It was off by 1900 years!WWGD said:
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Hey, lighting was poor and I was tired when I saw it.jack action said:
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The way to fix that problem? Drink a lot more beers!jack action said:
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Chuckie, a few years later
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You know you've had a bad flight when your destination was Chicago, but you're now in Memphis and your luggage is in Scottsboro, Alabama.
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