Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #17,941
Tom.G said:
Darn these Geniuses!
The one we must damn the most, is the inventor of "conservation of energy", without that we could all live the easy life, and there would be no corrupting economy.
 
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  • #17,942
Orodruin said:
Reminds me of:

Couple calling to check on their teenage son from vacations:

Mom: How’s the cat? Have you been feeding it ok?
Son: Cat’s dead.
Dad: What? You can’t just blurt something like that out. How did it happpen?
S: Fell from a tree.
D: See, son, you have to soften it by taking it step by step. Like, cat’s climbed a tree … cat’s gone out on a branch … branch broke … cat fell … and you know … cat died.
S: Sure, whatever.
M: And how is dear granny?
S: She’s climbed a tree …
Anyone here remember the film Capricorn One? :smile:
 
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  • #17,946
A caller on the radio just said this. Could be a physicist.

"Our world is full of photons, electrons, protons, neutrons, and morons."
 
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  • #17,947
My AI is depressed. I think that it's become a Woebot.
 
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  • #17,949
Just got hit with this one:
Why there are three wires in the outlet?
... for the V, the A and the CosFi...
 
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difalcojr said:
A caller on the radio just said this. Could be a physicist.

"Our world is full of photons, electrons, protons, neutrons, and morons."
Morons are an essential component of administratium.
 
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  • #17,951
Orodruin said:
In the webcomic The Order of the Stick the heroes discuss and then go to a place called the Windy Canyon, where some of them turn out to be unprepared for high winds because they expected it to be a twisty canyon. A couple of the characters have a short discussion on how the confusion only makes sense in writing but they talked about it, but choose not to dwell on the implications.

(Considering that one of the characters previously needed a diamond and got it by stealing the one she was holding in the picture on her character bio page, they really ought to know better by now.)
 
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  • #17,955
For most people in most places, when you lose your "khakis", you've lost your pants and it is a little drafty! However, it has been noted that when in Boston, and one loses their "khakis", it means they can't start their car!
 
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  • #17,956
DrClaude said:
Doesn't that require being able to see your feet? :wink:
hahahah or an obliging wife 😂
 
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  • #17,962
They just need to keep it at the 7000 RPM range as indicated by the same red area on the tachometer. :wink:
 
  • #17,963
Using turn signals is a big heat drain.
Experienced BMW drivers know this trick: avoid signaling.
 
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I see by the black stripes on a white background, that zebra is female, the males have white stripes on a black background.
 
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Baluncore said:
I see by the black stripes on a white background, that zebra is female, the males have white stripes on a black background.
And the QRebra?
 
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davenn said:
I'm now tempted to get a QR code tattoo that takes you to a Rick Roll.
 
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a Rick Roll ?
 
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