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Tom.G said:
Darn these Geniuses!
The one we must damn the most, is the inventor of "conservation of energy", without that we could all live the easy life, and there would be no corrupting economy.
 
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Orodruin said:
Reminds me of:

Couple calling to check on their teenage son from vacations:

Mom: How’s the cat? Have you been feeding it ok?
Son: Cat’s dead.
Dad: What? You can’t just blurt something like that out. How did it happpen?
S: Fell from a tree.
D: See, son, you have to soften it by taking it step by step. Like, cat’s climbed a tree … cat’s gone out on a branch … branch broke … cat fell … and you know … cat died.
S: Sure, whatever.
M: And how is dear granny?
S: She’s climbed a tree …
Anyone here remember the film Capricorn One? :smile:
 
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A caller on the radio just said this. Could be a physicist.

"Our world is full of photons, electrons, protons, neutrons, and morons."
 
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My AI is depressed. I think that it's become a Woebot.
 
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Just got hit with this one:
Why there are three wires in the outlet?
... for the V, the A and the CosFi...
 
difalcojr said:
A caller on the radio just said this. Could be a physicist.

"Our world is full of photons, electrons, protons, neutrons, and morons."
Morons are an essential component of administratium.
 
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Orodruin said:
In the webcomic The Order of the Stick the heroes discuss and then go to a place called the Windy Canyon, where some of them turn out to be unprepared for high winds because they expected it to be a twisty canyon. A couple of the characters have a short discussion on how the confusion only makes sense in writing but they talked about it, but choose not to dwell on the implications.

(Considering that one of the characters previously needed a diamond and got it by stealing the one she was holding in the picture on her character bio page, they really ought to know better by now.)
 
For most people in most places, when you lose your "khakis", you've lost your pants and it is a little drafty! However, it has been noted that when in Boston, and one loses their "khakis", it means they can't start their car!
 
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DrClaude said:
Doesn't that require being able to see your feet? :wink:
hahahah or an obliging wife 😂
 
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They just need to keep it at the 7000 RPM range as indicated by the same red area on the tachometer. :wink:
 
Using turn signals is a big heat drain.
Experienced BMW drivers know this trick: avoid signaling.
 
I see by the black stripes on a white background, that zebra is female, the males have white stripes on a black background.
 
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Baluncore said:
I see by the black stripes on a white background, that zebra is female, the males have white stripes on a black background.
And the QRebra?
 
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