Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
 
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No justice, no cheese.
 
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nsaspook said:
A priest, an imam, and a rabbit enter a blood bank to donate. The receiving nurse asks for their blood type:

- I am a type-A, says the priest.

- I know I am type-B, says the imam.

The rabbit looks a bit lost and finally stammers:

- I think … I think … I am a type-O
 
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I just whipped this up...

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Wow. Just imagine if they wrote those down!
 
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a small fraction of people will find this to be funny.
 
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gmax137 said:
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a small fraction of people will find this to be funny.
Opinion is divided.
 
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Irrational people don't get it.
 
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At least when you do addition there is a big plus.
 
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I used to have this sort of autistic pet peeve about the term " Fraction of the Cost", meant as something being cheaper. Well, 5, 9/4, etcany fraction with numerator larger than dominator doesn't fit. I'll sell it to you at "33/2 the cost". Common sense fortunately won.
 
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