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Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Cartoonist adds drawings to other peoples pictures
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Here are a few of the funnier ones:
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Here are a few of the funnier ones:
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dextercioby said:
In case they're hungry.
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"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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No justice, no cheese.
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A priest, an imam, and a rabbit enter a blood bank to donate. The receiving nurse asks for their blood type:nsaspook said:
- I am a type-A, says the priest.
- I know I am type-B, says the imam.
The rabbit looks a bit lost and finally stammers:
- I think … I think … I am a type-O
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I just whipped this up...
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New particle found in bathrooms: The Letrino.WWGD said:
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Wow. Just imagine if they wrote those down!
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a small fraction of people will find this to be funny.
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Opinion is divided.gmax137 said:
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Irrational people don't get it.
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At least when you do addition there is a big plus.
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I used to have this sort of autistic pet peeve about the term " Fraction of the Cost", meant as something being cheaper. Well, 5, 9/4, etcany fraction with numerator larger than dominator doesn't fit. I'll sell it to you at "33/2 the cost". Common sense fortunately won.
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