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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #18,901
I guess that I'll point out that the persons using them in my case weren't the sharpest tools in the box either.
 
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  • #18,902
It's always possible things happened the other way round, and your content was copied somehow, somewhat, into public sources.
 
  • #18,903
On the topic of unintended plagiarism, I remember a popular fantasy author accused of lifting characters, terms and plot devices for her highly successful series of juvenile novels from a rather obscure short story published when she was a child, since out of print. Her defenders argued that 1) if she had read that story as a child, any reuse of ideas was unconscious and marginal; and 2) her elaborate development of the characters, setting, and story greatly exceeded any claim the short story author could attach to her development and subsequent book and film rights.
 
  • #18,904
from my wood ID web site:
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  • #18,905
This reminds me of that time when I did an ego-Google and discovered someone at a top-10% university had plagiarized a topology essay of mine … 😏
 
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  • #18,906
WWGD said:
It's always possible things happened the other way round, and your content was copied somehow, somewhat, into public sources.
Nope. The reviewer was required to state what was plagerized and specifically noted those items.
 
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  • #18,908
phinds said:
from my wood ID web site:
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Or to quote Tom Lehrer:

Plagiarise! Plagiarise!
Let no one else's work evade your eyes!
Remember why the good Lord made your eyes!
So don't shade your eyes, but plagiarise,
Plagiarise, plagiarise, plagiarise!
(Only be sure to call it always please, "research".)

 
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  • #18,909
Ibix said:
Or to quote Tom Lehrer:

Plagiarise! Plagiarise!
Let no one else's work evade your eyes!
Remember why the good Lord made your eyes!
So don't shade your eyes, but plagiarise,
Plagiarise, plagiarise, plagiarise!
(Only be sure to call it always please, "research".)


Oh look, we’re back on topic!
 
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  • #18,910
Orodruin said:
Oh look, we’re back on topic!
Both on topic and derailed in one post. I'm quite proud of it. 😁
 
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  • #18,911
Borg said:
Nope. The reviewer was required to state what was plagerized and specifically noted those items.
I meant in a general sense.
 
  • #18,912
The latest weight loss fad:
Walking to the paint store to get thinner.
 
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  • #18,913
Orodruin said:
these tools are not "plagiarism detectors", they are text matching tools.
Well, they still are detectors, they're just rally bad at it - very high false-positive track record. :)
 
  • #18,914
DaveC426913 said:
very high false-positive track record
False positive, or false inference/conclusion? Just because there is a match, there is not necessarily plagiarism. For example, if I enclose a sentence or two in quotes and add a [1] reference, do these tools understand that? :wink:
 
  • #18,915
berkeman said:
For example, if I enclose a sentence or two in quotes and add a [1] reference, do these tools understand that? :wink:
Very much not. That is up to the user.
 
  • #18,916
Orodruin said:
Very much not. That is up to the user.
Yikes. How am I supposed to quote from another paper with attribution? I'm probably misunderstanding your reply.
 
  • #18,917
berkeman said:
Yikes. How am I supposed to quote from another paper with attribution? I'm probably misunderstanding your reply.
As I said, it is a text matching tool. If you quote something verbatim then obviously it is going to return a match. It is up to the user of the tool to determine if it is actual plagiarism or not.
 
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  • #18,918
Borg said:
I got 'caught' by a plagiarism program once on an exam where I was instructed to submit my exam with specific section and title names. It flagged those items. :rolleyes:

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berkeman said:
False positive, or false inference/conclusion? Just because there is a match, there is not necessarily plagiarism. For example, if I enclose a sentence or two in quotes and add a [1] reference, do these tools understand that? :wink:
The detector simply detects what it is programmed to detect, much like a pregnancy test. Pregnancy test are still pregnancy tests, even what they are detecting is HCG and have a degree of error in what conclusions should be inferred from that.
 
  • #18,920
berkeman said:
Yikes. How am I supposed to quote from another paper with attribution? I'm probably misunderstanding your reply.
By that logic, the previous several messages were plagiarizing a preceding message, just like this one. :cool:
 
  • #18,921
BillTre said:
By that logic, the previous several messages were plagiarizing a preceding message, just like this one. :cool:
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  • #18,923
What do you call a pig that crosses the road, rolls in the mud on the other side, and then crosses back over?

A dirty double-crosser.
 
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dextercioby said:
Isn't he entitled to a jury of his peers? The fire hydrant and the tree at least look more like pee-ees.
 
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  • #18,930
Advanced organic chemistry feels like learning 'shapes' in kindergarten - but you're deeply mentally challenged.
 
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