Collection of Lame Jokes

[DennisN]

 

[WWGD]

 

[jtbell]

From the Walmart web site:

Manual Sausage Enema Machine

Sounds kinky...

 

[topsquark]

From the Walmart web site:

Manual Sausage Enema Machine

Sounds kinky...

May I be the first to say that I'm not going to click on that "link."

-Dan

 

[berkeman]

May I be the first to say that I'm not going to click on that "link."

I don't blame you, but I'm a medical professional and I was curious, so I clicked on in. It was pretty benign, and sausage oriented.

 

[jtbell]

A Google search for "sausage enema" turned up a Reddit discussion which includes the following comments:

灌腸 (guanchang) is a local street snack in Beijing. You start with pig intestine, fill it with flour and rice, and fry it in lard. Calling it a "sausage" confuses things because to an English speaker "sausage" usually conveys a meat product.

guànchang/ guàncháng (stress on 灌) "sausage stuffed with rice" guàn cháng (stress on 腸) "to irrigate the bowels"

Another Reddit discussion includes this picture:

 

[dextercioby]

 

[DennisN]

Another Reddit discussion includes this picture:

I am a a big fan of Chinglish!

Does this thingy take trash and make it into trash items, one wonders?
Or maybe it takes collected trash and spreads it around?

"A 2007 sign on a trash bin for non-recyclable waste at the Xi'an Xianyang International Airport." (from Wikipedia)

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Orodruin]

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They look like this:

Good luck searching!

 

[berkeman]

 

[jack action]

How do you call Batman when he's injured?

Spoiler: Answer

Bruised Wayne

 

[jack action]

How many elephants can fit inside a Mini?

Spoiler: Answer

Four: two in the front, two in the back.

 

[jack action]

How do you know there are eight elephants in a church?

Spoiler: Answer

There are two Minis in the parking lot.

 

[Ibix]

How many elephants can fit inside a Mini?

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Spoiler: Answer

Four: two in the front, two in the back.

How do you get two rhinos in Mini?

Spoiler

Take two of the elephants out.

How do you get two whales in a Mini?

Spoiler

Straight up the M4

Spoiler: Never explain the joke

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M4_motorway

 

[WWGD]

 

[jtbell]

What's it like living in Wales?

Ask Jonah!

 

[nsaspook]

 

[WWGD]

Those who proved the violation of Bell's inequality received the No-Bell prize.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[davenn]

 

[WWGD]

The remaining manuscripts of Steven Hawking were published into a book. It's about time!

 

[BillTre]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Borg]

I got 'caught' by a plagiarism program once on an exam where I was instructed to submit my exam with specific section and title names. It flagged those items.

 

[Orodruin]

Perhaps not in the spirit of the thread, but I feel it should be pointed out that these tools are not "plagiarism detectors", they are text matching tools. One cannot just look at the matching percentage and conclude "plagiarism". It is necessary for the user to draw relevant conclusions whether the matching text constitutes plagiarism or not.