Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Natural mosquito trap: The mosquito lands on the salt and thinks it is sugar. It gets thirsty and looks for water. But there is rum in the lid. The mosquito gets drunk, trips over the stick hits its head on the stone, and dies.
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Rube Goldberg would be mildly proud.
 
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This gender madness gets worse by the day. There have been reports that thousands of men in skirts were seen at the current European football championship!

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Why shouldn't boxers have sex before their fight?

Because they don't like each other.
 
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fresh_42 said:
This gender madness gets worse by the day. There have been reports that thousands of men in skirts were seen at the current European football championship!

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Only been a few times but I did not see one Kilt wearing Scot in Scotland.
 
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pinball1970 said:
Only been a few times but I did not see one Kilt wearing Scotland in Scotland.
It's about as common as guys wearing dinner jackets in the rest of Britain, in my (also limited) experience - very formal events only. Plus national pride events like football matches, obviously.
 
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Ibix said:
It's about as common as guys wearing dinner jackets in the rest of Britain, in my (also limited) experience - very formal events only. Plus national pride events like football matches, obviously.
Dinner jackets are a bit fancy and we don't really do bowler hats any more, perhaps in the city. There is a Scot in our local who I have never seen in anything but a kilt, even in winter.
 
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I read today that Scottish fans are so popular that there is a petition calling for an annual friendly match with Scotland.
 
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Ibix said:
It's about as common as guys wearing dinner jackets in the rest of Britain, in my (also limited) experience - very formal events only. Plus national pride events like football matches, obviously.
In my limited experience, it seems to be a rule that at every English wedding there should be exactly one guest in a kilt.
 
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DrGreg said:
In my limited experience, it seems to be a rule that at every English wedding there should be exactly one guest in a kilt.
When my family flew to Scotland (about 12 of us), for my cousin's wedding, all we men were fitted up for kilts - sporan, socks, the works...

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fresh_42 said:
Not to be nitpicky, but the second movie in the series, "Final Destination 2", is the important reference here.

 
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collinsmark said:
Not to be nitpicky, but the second movie in the series, "Final Destination 2", is the important reference here.
I only remember the locations, not the order: airplane, highway, roller coaster, race track, bridge.
Was there a 6th part?
 
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That poster says Te Whatu Ora, which is the New Zealand public health service. What's that fruit just above the apple...?
 
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COACHING COMMENTS (from Uncle John's Bathroom Reader):

Bill Cowher, football coach:
We're not attempting to circumcise rules

Tom Landry, football coach:
Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable

Byddy Ryan, football coach on why he cut a player:
All he does is catch touchdowns

Bobby Robson, soccer coach:
We didn't underestimate them, they were just a lot better than we thought.

Don King, boxing promoter:
He speaks Spanish and English and he's bilingual too.

Brian Burke, hockey general manager:
I will personally challenge anyone who wants to get rid of fighting to a fighting

Nick Ziro, horse trainer:
A lot of horses get distracted. It's just human nature.

Mark Whitcomb, skiing coach:
I told them three things last night. Fight until the end, believe in yourself, believe in your teammates, and sparkle out there.

And my favorite:

Casey Stengel, baseball manager:
You have to have a catcher, otherwise you will have a lot of passed balls
 
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phinds said:
Similar: "If brains were dynamite, most people couldn't blow their own nose."
 
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