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Collection of Lame Jokes
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Discussion Overview
The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.
Discussion Character
- Exploratory
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- Conceptual clarification
Main Points Raised
- Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
- Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
- A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
- There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
- Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.
Areas of Agreement / Disagreement
There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.
Contextual Notes
Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.
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Here's some love...
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DennisN said:
Here is another one:
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Orodruin said:
Who *** **** is
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ohwilleke
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Fahrenheit is especially useful for humans, even though it is rarely used outside the U.S.
Rankine, however, is no better than Kelvin in that regard.
Rankine, however, is no better than Kelvin in that regard.
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Water freezes here is arguably more important to humans than whether it is -30 °C or -20 °C.ohwilleke said:
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DrGreg
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According to another thread in this forum, Tim is just an illusion.fresh_42 said:
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I thought that Tim was an enchanter.DrGreg said:
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Was indeed. Based on the sign he has most likely been murdered.jbriggs444 said:
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Russian handwriting looks similar, just more curved.dextercioby said:
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Improbably, Count Dracula has become a ship's navigator. How does he navigate?
By dead reckoning.
By dead reckoning.
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Sorry if this is too political (cop/medic humor)... 
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I take offense was these are French police cars, not Canadianberkeman said:Sorry if this is too political (cop/medic humor)...
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jack action
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Nobody said it was in Canada, just that it was a group of Canadians. You can go anywhere with a Canadian passport.DrClaude said:I take offense was these are French police cars, not Canadian
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jack action
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As I watched the dog chasing its tail, I thought dogs were easily amused.
Then I realized I was watching the dog chase its tail.
Then I realized I was watching the dog chase its tail.
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Finally a place for me:
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Life at the limit.
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Will mankind ever find the answer?
What came first, the egg or Keith Richards?
What came first, the egg or Keith Richards?
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Well, if it's any help, there is the story that Adam was talking to God when he saw another guy off in the distance and asked God who that was. "Oh", said God, "that's Keith Richards. He was here when I got here".fresh_42 said:
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It is possible that the answer to the meaning of the universe and everything, aside from the obvious 42, might well be contained in the answer to this question:
Why are pizza's made as a circle, delivered in a square box, and eaten as triangles ?
Why are pizza's made as a circle, delivered in a square box, and eaten as triangles ?
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“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.phinds said:
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.” (D.A.)