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Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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That's a pretty weird fridge that you have there at work, fresh...fresh_42 said:
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Mmm, Goo Gone!berkeman said:That's a pretty weird fridge that you have there at work, fresh...
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Borg
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Mmm, oatmeal cooked in chicken stock with whipped cream.
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Mine say 'Muy Caliente'...fresh_42 said:
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Why put warm food in the fridge?Gifovaco said:
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Take a 'lil piece of my heart now baby...Capsicum makes you feel good.... hehe haha hoho off we go.. :)Orodruin said:Why put warm food in the fridge?
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That is picanteGifovaco said:
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My bad.. I meant Oleoresin of Capsicum.. a little dab will do you... But makes great wings :)Orodruin said:
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This reminds me of a story a professor who taught me experimental subatomic physics during undergrad told.fresh_42 said:
Being in a cyclotron laboratory, they used to have an elderly woman calling them at regular intervals asking them if they were running that "infernal machine" again because her joints were aching. Finally they took to answering:
- Yes, Mrs Andersson, we are so sorry for the inconvenience. We are turning it down now ... There, does that feel better?
- Yes, much better thank you. Take a bit more care with that now.
- Of course Mrs Andersson, just call us back if we overdo it again. You have a nice weekend now.
Obviously, many times the cyclotron was not operating when these phone calls occurred ...
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A blonde joins a Mexican cartel....quddusaliquddus said:Lamest joke you know ...
The cartel sends her to Colombia to get Coke and she brings Pepsi....
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NASA's dad joke:
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Oh God no....BillTre said:
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It was still operating in placebo mode, it would seem.Orodruin said:
Emitting placebons?
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Sign in front of a British pub:
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Some will understand (I only know for sure that Italians and Germans will):
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That animated comics was popular in Sweden too.fresh_42 said:
I think it was an ingenious creation, very minimalistic but very funny
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For those who don't know about it was called La Linea.DennisN said:That animated comics was popular in Sweden too.
I think it was an ingenious creation, very minimalistic but very funny
An example here:
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I plead 'String Theory'... I am ..'strung out' .... hahadwarde said:
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I really think so....
