Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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A funny t-shirt :smile::

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Orodruin said:
Technical objection!
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Technically, they could have used an image of the Rhinoceros unicornis:

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Or better yet, its very close parent, the Rhinoceros sondaicus. With its worldwide population of about 76 individuals, it is truly the ... unicorn of the wildlife kingdom:

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The paradox is that they are so rare that people may not recognize them as rhinos!
 
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docnet said:
I actually was burned by this "fidget toy" when I was a child
Me too, but just the outside of the barrel, not the glowing red part. It was in my "how far back does the hot go?" stage as a kid, which also earned me a burned finger with this...

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docnet said:
I actually was burned by this "fidget toy" when I was a child and still think its inventor had nefarious intentions. 😅:cry:
I drove them around with a forklift on a summer job as a student.
 
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A 45 ports network switch.

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My newest invention a dark flashlight. Shine dark on the enemy and they can not see you.

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"Am I too fat?"
"I don't think so, but then again, I'm not a structural engineer."

Hand-to-hand combat.
 
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gary350 said:
My newest invention a dark flashlight. Shine dark on the enemy and they can not see you.

That's brilliant. . . . :oldlaugh:

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A positron walks into a bar. The bartender says no electrons allowed. The positron - I am not an electron. The bartender - are you sure? The positron - I am positive.
 
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A British grocery store has found a way to brighten the dinner table and let you glow in the dark:

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jack action said:
The paradox is that they are so rare that people may not recognize them as rhinos!
Is that why that one looks so cross?
 
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MikeeMiracle said:
A positron walks into a bar. The bartender says no electrons allowed. The positron - I am not an electron. The bartender - are you sure? The positron - I am positive.
Do electrons have mass? Bartender: I'm not even sure they're catholic.
 
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A photon arrives at the airport.
Airport staff: "Any luggage to check in?"
Photon: "No thank you. I am travelling light."
 
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Why can electrons never board an airplane?
Although naked, the scanner keeps peeping every time they walk through it.
 
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After a lot of discipline, I'm finally regular, and I clean my bowels daily at 7 a.m.
Unfortunately, I only wake up at 8 a.m.
 
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