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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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"Phew, what a day! A Jack Daniels, please."
"You're at McDonald's here!"
"Oh sorry, my bad. A McDaniels. please!"
 
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WWGD said:
Sylvester Stallone will open an optical store in Siberia : ( The) Eye of the Taiga.
Nostradamus knew I was going to make this joke (Gilbert Gottftrid(Sp?), RIP )
 
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phinds said:
I thought all the mood rings had lost their power. Like, oh, 35 years ago?
 
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gmax137 said:
I thought all the mood rings had lost their power. Like, oh, 35 years ago?
Consumer items fueled by stupidity occasionally resurface. I'm still waiting for pet rocks to come back.
 
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phinds said:
Consumer items fueled by stupidity occasionally resurface. I'm still waiting for pet rocks to come back.
I suggest selling "Cpt. Cook 1st contact colorful glass beads" at "influencers" promising to exceed their number of followers.
 
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You ain't nothin' but a hound-targ
Cryin' all the time.
 
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How about the classics?

muSHa' muSwI', muSHa' QaQ, reH yIchaw'Qo'. yInwIj naQmoH SoH, 'ej jIH muSHa' SoH.
 
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Jay: You do know Elvis is dead, right?
Kay: No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home.
 
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Orodruin said:
How about the classics?

muSHa' muSwI', muSHa' QaQ, reH yIchaw'Qo'. yInwIj naQmoH SoH, 'ej jIH muSHa' SoH.
"He loved loves, good love. You love my life, and I love you," according to the first working translator I found. Which I presume means is an automangled version of "Love me, love the life I lead"?

Marc Okrand is the linguist who was hired to create the Klingon language for Star Trek VI. He created it without a verb "to be" (I'm not sure if that was just for fun, or a nod to Russian and the Klingons' history as a cold war enemy to the Federation). Star Trek VI, of course, is the origin of the "you have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon" line and Okrand said that literally the first question he was asked on the set was "how do you say 'To be, or not to be' in Klingon?" 😁
 
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Ibix said:
"He loved loves, good love. You love my life, and I love you," according to the first working translator I found. Which I presume means is an automangled version of "Love me, love the life I lead"?
It is ChatGPT’s translation of the first verse of Love me tender
 
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Orodruin said:
It is ChatGPT’s translation of the first verse of Love me tender
There's a lot that gets lost in transliteration:

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But you're partly excused. PF doesn't accept Klingon typesetting. I had to take pictures from my OO text.
 
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Laughing too loudly is illegal in Hawaii.

You are only allowed a low ha.
 
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phinds said:
Consumer items fueled by stupidity occasionally resurface. I'm still waiting for pet rocks to come back.
Or yoyos! ;)
 
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Seriously, this one might be in violation of the rules so I hope a moderator will be quick and give me the benefit of fuzzy borders. Else just delete it. Just couldn’t help it with it’s Lamarckian point:

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/stretch
 
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