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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Well, That is a big load of - - - - of laundry!
 
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Chewbacca to be named Wookie of the Year in his first season.
 
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WWGD said:
Chewbacca to be named Wookie of the Year in his first season.
Which team does he play for?

(That's an invitation to hit it out of the park. :wink: )
 
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jtbell said:
Which team does he play for?
Rashington Rizards?
 
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berkeman said:
It was in my "how far back does the hot go?" stage as a kid, which also earned me a burned finger with this...

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I know how it feels... it's kind of hot 😀.
And then the pain comes after a while... a stinging pain that seems to not let go.
And I've had my affairs with small splashes of hot soldering tin too, that can also be painful.

Well, I guess those who haven't accidentally burned themselves using a soldering iron simply haven't soldered enough yet 😀.
 
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If your horn doesn't work!

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WWGD said:
Didn't you intend this one for " Jokes with obscure references"?
No. We have jokes here about unicorns. How obscure are those?

The techniques evolved: from telling jokes to drawing jokes and cartoons or creating memes. I see no problem with faked videos or photoshopped pictures. It is just another form of art.
 
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WWGD said:
Didn't you intend this one for " Jokes with obscure references"?
 
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Maybe someone who sang

shouldn't be too piqued.
 
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WWGD said:
Didn't you intend this one for " Jokes with obscure references"?

do you not recognise the ship name ?
 
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davenn said:
do you not recognise the ship name ?
No, frankly. Then again, I haven't own a TV for a while now.
 
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He got the wrong ship …
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Just when I wanted to use even go want to do look more like spoon far even!

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fresh_42 said:
Just when I wanted to use even go want to do look more like spoon far even!

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Google translate? I'm guessing from Chinese
 
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pinball1970 said:
Google translate? I'm guessing from Chinese
Sounds more like something that went from Klingon to Russian to Spanish to Chinese to English.
 
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continuing the recent theme …

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davenn said:
I didnt get that one ?
It's the shocked appearance of the cat and that it's behind bars while the cop is writing a ticket.
 
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Ibix said:
It's the shocked appearance of the cat and that it's behind bars while the cop is writing a ticket.
Oh! I read that differently. I thought it was a courier getting a signature on delivery!
 
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DrGreg said:
Oh! I read that differently. I thought it was a courier getting a signature on delivery!
Cap and hi-vis jacket is more common police uniform in Europe, and I can see po and ja on his chest which I suspect is policja, Polish for police.
 

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