Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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nuuskur said:

Not any more it ain't necessarily so no more....



Dear Moderators: This video is just a bit political, but probably not really objectionable vis a vis forum guidelines; please keep or delete at your discretion.
 
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Quoth the raven at the campfire, once upon a midnight dreary:

"Never s'mores."
 
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How do you make a man appreciate art?
Put it on the middle of a golf course.
 
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Myself when young did eagerly frequent
Doctor and saint, and heard great argument
About it and about: but evermore
Came out by the same door as in I went.
-- Omar Khayyam, The Rubaiyyat[/size]

Myself when young did eagerly check out
Grifter and troll, and heard great argument
About it and about: but evermore
Swiped away as sure as on I tapped.
 
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I eat my peas with honey;
I've done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny,
But it keeps them on the knife!
(Anon)

-Dan
 
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topsquark said:
I eat my peas with honey;
I've done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny,
But it keeps them on the knife!
(Anon)

-Dan
Ogden Nash, I think.
 
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I asked a hard of hearing caddy for a Sand Wedge. He brought me a Turkey on Rye.
 
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There is a YouTuber with a channel called CruisingTheCut, all about canal boating. The channel is nice in many ways, one of them being his thumbnail puns.

For example, I rather like this recent one:

"I went on a cruise to Norway on a GIGANTIC ship (P&O Iona, September 2024)"

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I'm SO glad I'm married because I used to just smash into the backs of cars before I had someone to scream and gasp when a car a thousand feet ahead of me hit the brakes.
 
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phinds said:
I'm SO glad I'm married because I used to just smash into the backs of cars before I had someone to scream and gasp when a car a thousand feet ahead of me hit the brakes.
Smashing random trunks is indeed an endeavor reserved for the unmarried.
 
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The comedian on stage struggles for savoir fare. The guy who forgot his money struggles for Subway fare.
 
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"What do you get when you cross Frankenstein with the Invisible Man?"

"I don't know, but it can't be much to look at."
 
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dextercioby said:
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For sale: Second hand vacuum. No pressure.*

I'm getting rid of it because all it does is gather dust.

*That works for barometers, too.
 
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dextercioby said:
The only way Microsoft could come up with something that doesn't suck is if they manufactured vaccuum cleaners.
 
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"I enjoy watching shows at the comedy club, but I don't like to eat dinner there."

"Why not?"

"The food tastes funny."
 
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I have no idea why a dinosaur is used to represent a mathematician in this diagram. Are we becoming dinosaurs? *nervous laughter*
 
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