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I’d also like to point out that a similar relationship exists between storks and births …Orodruin said:
Collection of Lame Jokes
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Discussion Overview
The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.
Discussion Character
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- Conceptual clarification
Main Points Raised
- Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
- Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
- A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
- There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
- Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.
Areas of Agreement / Disagreement
There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.
Contextual Notes
Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.
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Bible instructor Rob Knott has changed his name for Thyshanat Steele.
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Luke: "Why is the order of the Star Wars films 4, 5 ,6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9?"
Yoda: "In charge of release schedule was I."
Yoda: "In charge of release schedule was I."
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No discus(sion) about it.kuruman said:
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This is a g*dam classic.kuruman said:
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When Chuck caught Covid, Covid was put on quarantine.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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He can counter Godel's Theorem with hust a thumbs up.Orodruin said:
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Chuck Norris can square the circle . . . or is it circle the square?
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
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Chuck Norris has no need for debugging, he stares at the screen until the code confesses.
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Chuck Norris once climbed to the top of a Dirac delta function.
And sat down on it.
And sat down on it.
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Chuck Norris can differentiate the Weierstrass function.
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I was fired more sensitively:dextercioby said:
Them: " Knock knock"
Me: " Who's there"
Them: " Not you, anymore"
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Chuck Norris can recite all the digits of pi... backwards
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He can stop after eating just one potato chip.
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So, how many push-ups did Chuck Norris do?
All of them...
All of them...
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Why does the baseball player Jacob Sturm prefer Louisville Slugger bats?
Because of the Sturm-Louisville theorem.
Because of the Sturm-Louisville theorem.
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