Collection of Lame Jokes

[Orodruin]

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I’d also like to point out that a similar relationship exists between storks and births …

 

[pinball1970]

 

[edwardII]

 

[WWGD]

Bible instructor Rob Knott has changed his name for Thyshanat Steele.

 

[berkeman]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[DaveC426913]

Luke: "Why is the order of the Star Wars films 4, 5 ,6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9?"
Yoda: "In charge of release schedule was I."

 

[berkeman]

 

[kuruman]

 

[WWGD]

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No discus(sion) about it.

 

[DaveC426913]

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This is a g*dam classic.

 

[nuuskur]

 

[pinball1970]

 

[WWGD]

When Chuck caught Covid, Covid was put on quarantine.

 

[Orodruin]

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

 

[WWGD]

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

He can counter Godel's Theorem with hust a thumbs up.

 

[kuruman]

Chuck Norris can square the circle . . . or is it circle the square?

 

[Orodruin]

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

 

[nuuskur]

Chuck Norris has no need for debugging, he stares at the screen until the code confesses.

 

[jtbell]

Chuck Norris once climbed to the top of a Dirac delta function.

And sat down on it.

 

[Orodruin]

Chuck Norris can differentiate the Weierstrass function.

 

[WWGD]

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I was fired more sensitively:
Them: " Knock knock"
Me: " Who's there"
Them: " Not you, anymore"

 

[gmax137]

Chuck Norris can recite all the digits of pi... backwards

 

[WWGD]

He can stop after eating just one potato chip.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[berkeman]

 

[Arjan82]

So, how many push-ups did Chuck Norris do?


All of them...

 

[jtbell]

Why does the baseball player Jacob Sturm prefer Louisville Slugger bats?

Because of the Sturm-Louisville theorem.