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I’d also like to point out that a similar relationship exists between storks and births …Orodruin said:
Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Bible instructor Rob Knott has changed his name for Thyshanat Steele.
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Luke: "Why is the order of the Star Wars films 4, 5 ,6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9?"
Yoda: "In charge of release schedule was I."
Yoda: "In charge of release schedule was I."
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No discus(sion) about it.kuruman said:
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This is a g*dam classic.kuruman said:
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When Chuck caught Covid, Covid was put on quarantine.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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He can counter Godel's Theorem with hust a thumbs up.Orodruin said:
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Chuck Norris can square the circle . . . or is it circle the square?
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
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Chuck Norris has no need for debugging, he stares at the screen until the code confesses.
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Chuck Norris once climbed to the top of a Dirac delta function.
And sat down on it.
And sat down on it.
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Chuck Norris can differentiate the Weierstrass function.
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I was fired more sensitively:dextercioby said:
Them: " Knock knock"
Me: " Who's there"
Them: " Not you, anymore"
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Chuck Norris can recite all the digits of pi... backwards
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He can stop after eating just one potato chip.
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So, how many push-ups did Chuck Norris do?
All of them...
All of them...
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Why does the baseball player Jacob Sturm prefer Louisville Slugger bats?
Because of the Sturm-Louisville theorem.
Because of the Sturm-Louisville theorem.