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I’d also like to point out that a similar relationship exists between storks and births …Orodruin said:
Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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Bible instructor Rob Knott has changed his name for Thyshanat Steele.
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Luke: "Why is the order of the Star Wars films 4, 5 ,6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9?"
Yoda: "In charge of release schedule was I."
Yoda: "In charge of release schedule was I."
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No discus(sion) about it.kuruman said:
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This is a g*dam classic.kuruman said:
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When Chuck caught Covid, Covid was put on quarantine.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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He can counter Godel's Theorem with hust a thumbs up.Orodruin said:
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Chuck Norris can square the circle . . . or is it circle the square?
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
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Chuck Norris has no need for debugging, he stares at the screen until the code confesses.
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Chuck Norris once climbed to the top of a Dirac delta function.
And sat down on it.
And sat down on it.
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Chuck Norris can differentiate the Weierstrass function.
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I was fired more sensitively:dextercioby said:
Them: " Knock knock"
Me: " Who's there"
Them: " Not you, anymore"
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Chuck Norris can recite all the digits of pi... backwards
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He can stop after eating just one potato chip.
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So, how many push-ups did Chuck Norris do?
All of them...
All of them...
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Why does the baseball player Jacob Sturm prefer Louisville Slugger bats?
Because of the Sturm-Louisville theorem.
Because of the Sturm-Louisville theorem.