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Bible instructor Rob Knott has changed his name for Thyshanat Steele.
 
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Luke: "Why is the order of the Star Wars films 4, 5 ,6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9?"
Yoda: "In charge of release schedule was I."
 
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When Chuck caught Covid, Covid was put on quarantine.
 
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Orodruin said:
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
He can counter Godel's Theorem with hust a thumbs up.
 
Chuck Norris has no need for debugging, he stares at the screen until the code confesses.
 
Chuck Norris once climbed to the top of a Dirac delta function.

And sat down on it.
 
Chuck Norris can recite all the digits of pi... backwards
 
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He can stop after eating just one potato chip.
 
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So, how many push-ups did Chuck Norris do?


All of them...
 
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Why does the baseball player Jacob Sturm prefer Louisville Slugger bats?

Because of the Sturm-Louisville theorem.