Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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How do people go leaf-peeping in the fall?

In an autumn-mobile.
 
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Phys. Rev. B is growing faster than the speed of light. But that does not contradict special relativity because no information was conveyed

 
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Hornbein said:

Phys. Rev. B is growing faster than the speed of light. But that does not contradict special relativity because no information was conveyed



reminds me of Nugatory's
phinds said:
I think this exchange HAS to rate at least an honorable mention. This has GOT to be the best set-up @Nugatory has seen in years:

Davenn: Well if you want to be that picky, all changes in the EM field ALSO propagate at the speed of light
phinds: As do comments by all us nitpickers here on PF
Nugatory: Those actually move at speeds faster than light, but there is no violation of relativity because they transfer no information.
 
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Old joke. They asked this actress in SNL, if she was as stupid as she looked on TV.
Her reply; going along, self-mocking
" I don't know, I've never watched myself on TV"
 
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When my girlfriend found the indoor trampoline I'd bought, she hit the roof.
 
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That zoo in Thailand is already thinking about where Moo Deng will go to college.

They're considering the hippocampus.
 
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Guess the digits in the access code.
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Guess the digits in the access code.
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There's a puzzle nearly just like this in the video game "Life is Strange." Three digits in the number pad are worn, showing more use than the other digits. This narrows down the 3-digit code possibilities from 1000 to 6. You can then narrow that down further with trial and error, easily enough.
 
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Ibix said:
Seen this in the wild. At least this one isn't 314...
How did you get my password??

-Dan
 
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topsquark said:
How did you get my password??
 
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collinsmark said:
This narrows down the 3-digit code possibilities from 1000 to 6.
... and then you find out that it is a 6-digit code.
 
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sad but likely true
 
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topsquark said:
But I like devilled eggs! Does that make me a bad person?
Apparently so. Before I saw that I probably would have been able to have some sympathy for you... o0)
 
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TIL what devilled eggs look like. I only thought it was an eggsorcism.
 
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