Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
  • Knowledge of cultural references in humor
  • Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
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  • Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
  • Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
  • Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
  • Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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The pacifist vegetarian's slogan:

"Give peas a chance."
 
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davenn said:
I got the joke at almost exactly the same moment as my reflexive "open image in new tab" click finished its work, leaving me staring at a large and blurry image and feeling like a fool.
 
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jtbell said:
I remember the sign written in a gravestone " I told you I was sick".
 
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Brain freeze? That one took me an embarrassingly long time...
 
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After I explained my life style to a nutritionist acquaintance of mine, she said

If you would just quit drinking so much Coke and switch to tea you could easily lose at least 70% of the joy in your life.
 
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But what was that wheelbarrow carrying before he sat in it? ?:)
 
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jtbell said:
But what was that wheelbarrow carrying before he sat in it? ?:)
Almost certainly air.
 
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I REALLY love this one:

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