Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Yes, sorry that the copy/paste picture is a bit fuzzy. (oops, sorry for the pun) :smile:
 
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My origami business folded.
 
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When did Superman's foster parents, on their farm in Smallville, realize that they had a special kid on their hands?

When he started running faster than a speeding pullet.
 
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A snail calls the police to say he has just been mugged by two slugs. They ask him to give more details about what exactly happened.

"I don't know, I can't remember too much -- it all happened so fast!"

"OK, just try to remember anything that might help".

"Well, I do know it was two homeless guys".
 
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This stirred up a memory from studying Russian a long time ago.

"I didn't do anything" translates as «Я ничего не сделал», which word for word says "I nothing not did."
 
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Even better: "Nobody said anything" = «Никто ничего не сказал» = "Nobody nothing not said." o0)

Now that I think of it, Spanish is similar. "I didn't do anything" = "No hice nada".
 
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also French.
 
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Also, Rocky.
 
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Reminds me of Space Force: "It is great to be black on the moon... uh, back on the moon."
 
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I saw something about the so-called "Mothman of Point Pleasant". It made me wonder why they didn't just put out a giant lightbulb.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
I saw something about the so-called "Mothman of Point Pleasant". It made me wonder why they didn't just put out a giant lightbulb.
"Doctor, doctor, you have to help me! I think I'm a moth!"
"Sir, I'm a dentist not a psychiatrist."
"I know, but your light was on."
 
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Marmite? :wink:
 
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Surströmming ?


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"During the production of surströmming, just enough salt is used to prevent the raw herring from rotting while allowing it to ferment. A fermentation process of at least six months gives the fish its characteristic strong smell and somewhat acidic taste." (Wikipedia)
 
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Sharks and humans are mutually edible. We like them and they like us.
 
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This was the playground for bad kids.

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