Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Is it an accident of perspective, or is the dog... um..
 
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I wouldn't want to smoke anything that's been hidden down there. ?:)
 
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jtbell said:
I wouldn't want to smoke anything that's been hidden down there. ?:)
How can you be sure you haven't?
 
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Where do snowmen (and snowwomen) go dancing?

A snowball!
 
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Borg said:
Well technically, it's before the second c.
If you paint the letters correctly, it could be before the red c.
 
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My brother has a daughter, Denise. Now his wife is pregnant, with a boy. They'll call him Denephew .
 
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Bear attack is in now. :smile:
 
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Due to recent safety issues with a number of commercial aircrafts, airline employees are now specially trained to put concerned passengers at ease.

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