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I wouldn't want to smoke anything that's been hidden down there. ?:)
 
jtbell said:
I wouldn't want to smoke anything that's been hidden down there. ?:)
How can you be sure you haven't?
 
Where do snowmen (and snowwomen) go dancing?

A snowball!
 
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Borg said:
Well technically, it's before the second c.
If you paint the letters correctly, it could be before the red c.
 
My brother has a daughter, Denise. Now his wife is pregnant, with a boy. They'll call him Denephew .
 
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Due to recent safety issues with a number of commercial aircrafts, airline employees are now specially trained to put concerned passengers at ease.

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