Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Ibix said:
I'll sea if I can think of anything.
Another good question is why the North American cities are not as far north. I don’t really know but I am sure I can stream a good documentary about it.
 
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Orodruin said:
Another good question is why the North American cities are not as far north.
Canada goes to bed early
 
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fresh_42 said:
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They almost all speak English, too.
 
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fresh_42 said:
That came - other than the babel fish who was there from the beginning - very late in spin-offs.
No, it appears in the original series - there's a photo of the prop at Memory Alpha.
 
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berkeman said:
Nobody would ever know why Buster became canicidal … or what happened to the rest of his classmates.
 
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Orodruin said:
canicidial
TIL a new word. A weird word, but a word. :wink:
 
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Orodruin said:
Nobody would ever know why Buster became canicidial … or what happened to the rest of his classmates.
How long have you been waiting to use that word?
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
How long have you been waiting to use that word?
Shouldn't it better be: "How long have you been waiting to create that word?"?

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My bad, should be canicidal not canicidial. Fixed typo.

As for how long … about two minutes. I started typing homicidal and thought “that’s not right …”
 
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Speaking of dogs, while I was out walking yesterday I saw one doing its business at a stop-sign. I remarked to its owner, "Your dog must think 'stop' means 'go'."
 
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Homicide, canicide, felicide?
 
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nuuskur said:
Homicide, canicide, felicide?
Infanticide, suicide?
 
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What an appropriately name porta-potty
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I once saw a porta-potty labeled "Here's Johnny!".
 
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"We're #1 in the #2 business!"

"Born in Barrie. Raised everywhere!"
 

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