Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Ibix said:
I'll sea if I can think of anything.
Another good question is why the North American cities are not as far north. I don’t really know but I am sure I can stream a good documentary about it.
 
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Orodruin said:
Another good question is why the North American cities are not as far north.
Canada goes to bed early
 
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fresh_42 said:
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They almost all speak English, too.
 
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fresh_42 said:
That came - other than the babel fish who was there from the beginning - very late in spin-offs.
No, it appears in the original series - there's a photo of the prop at Memory Alpha.
 
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berkeman said:
Nobody would ever know why Buster became canicidal … or what happened to the rest of his classmates.
 
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Orodruin said:
canicidial
TIL a new word. A weird word, but a word. :wink:
 
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Orodruin said:
Nobody would ever know why Buster became canicidial … or what happened to the rest of his classmates.
How long have you been waiting to use that word?
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
How long have you been waiting to use that word?
Shouldn't it better be: "How long have you been waiting to create that word?"?

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My bad, should be canicidal not canicidial. Fixed typo.

As for how long … about two minutes. I started typing homicidal and thought “that’s not right …”
 
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Speaking of dogs, while I was out walking yesterday I saw one doing its business at a stop-sign. I remarked to its owner, "Your dog must think 'stop' means 'go'."
 
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Homicide, canicide, felicide?
 
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nuuskur said:
Homicide, canicide, felicide?
Infanticide, suicide?
 
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What an appropriately name porta-potty
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I once saw a porta-potty labeled "Here's Johnny!".
 
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"We're #1 in the #2 business!"

"Born in Barrie. Raised everywhere!"
 
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