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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Seems legit :oldlaugh:

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Mayday, Mayday!
 
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Let's not forget the classics.
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  • #21,695
At least he didn't eat a kid meal.
 
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  • #21,698
Oh, this is so true... if you've had a cat or cats, you know exactly what this means...
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DennisN said:

I have read the following phrase about foxes these days:

A fox is cat software running on dog hardware.
 
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A Texas farmer went on vacation to Australia. He met up with an Australian farmer who proudly showed off his wheat field.
"That's nothing," said the Texan. "Back home, we have wheat fields that are twice as large as this."

Next the Australian pointed out his cattle.
"They're nothing," said the Texan. "Back home, we have longhorns that are twice as big as your cows."

Just then, half a dozen kangaroos
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bounded across the road.
"What are those?" asked the Texan.
The Australian replied, "Don't you have grasshoppers
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in Texas?"
 
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nsaspook said:
I do not pray often, but when I do, I pray to Zeus. No lines. No waiting. He is just glad to get the work.
Yeah, but then you go "Hey, Zeus!" and end up talking to that Other Guy.
 
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fresh_42 said:
I have read the following phrase about foxes these days:

A fox is cat software running on dog hardware.
It was mentioned in...Fox news.
 
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fresh_42 said:
I have read the following phrase about foxes these days:

A fox is cat software running on dog hardware.
It was mentioned in...Fox News.
 
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WWGD said:
It was mentioned in...Fox news.
I would like to point out that this is not one of my sources. Never ever. I have seen what it does to people! (family)
 
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(Friendly Admin Reminder...) Ixnay on the oliticspay... :wink:
 
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I don't want to say I'm in a bad mood, but someone just asked my dog if I bite.
 
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Caveat: anecdote; not a joke.

At Dim Sum today, for our 33rd Anniversary.

Me: "Ooh! Deep-fried octopus - yum! Ah shoot! I really should uphold my resolution to stop eating octopus, now that resarch is showing them to have some degree of intelligence."

My wife (soto voce): "It's OK. You're only eating the stupid ones."

(Yep She's a keeper.)
 
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Octopi? Or ##8 \pi ##?
 
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WWGD said:
Octopi? Or ##8 \pi ##?
They hate it when you use that old joke. Just saying that you may want to stay out of the water for the next couple of days... :wink:
 
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The entry on China in the almanac was a red flag.
 
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berkeman said:
They hate it when you use that old joke. Just saying that you may want to stay out of the water for the next couple of days... :wink:
I recycle*. Shouldn't we all?
*Jokes.
 
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berkeman said:
They hate it when you use that old joke. Just saying that you may want to stay out of the water for the next couple of days... :wink:
Did you know that octopuses make a lot of money from playing poker? Seems they always play with suckers.
 
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