Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #21,721
berkeman said:
They hate it when you use that old joke. Just saying that you may want to stay out of the water for the next couple of days... :wink:
Ibix said:
Did you know that octopuses make a lot of money from playing poker? Seems they always play with suckers.
These jokes are so lame that they are not even worth the ink they were written with.
 
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  • #21,722
jack action said:
These jokes are so lame that they are not even worth the ink they were written with.
How much does an octopus have to pay to go to the doctor?

Sick squid.
 
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  • #21,723
Ibix said:
How much does an octopus have to pay to go to the doctor?

Sick squid.
If they went to the doctor they must be six sick squids.
 
  • #21,724
Just like the six sick Sikhs at the Kashmir hospital.
 
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  • #21,726
The French had De Gaul to fight for their country.
 
  • #21,727
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  • #21,728
WWGD said:
Octopi? Or ##8 \pi ##?
Octopussy?
 
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  • #21,731
WWGD said:
Just like the six sick Sikhs at the Kashmir hospital.
"The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick."

Say that six times quickly. :wink:
 
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  • #21,733
jtbell said:
"The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick."

Say that six times quickly. :wink:
I'm not the pheasant plucker I'm the pheasant plucker's son
And I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes.
 
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DaveC426913 said:
I'm not the pheasant plucker I'm the pheasant plucker's son
And I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes.
MUCH easier
 
  • #21,735
At the British Parliament, an MP:
" Half the people in this room are idiots".
Loud booing follows.
"Ok: Half the people in this room _are not_ idiots".
 
  • #21,736
Politician, about his opponents: "Half the lies they tell about us aren't true."
 
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jack action said:

"I don't sleep with married men."
"But I'm your husband!"
"No exceptions."
 
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  • #21,741
phinds said:
I bet it also works if you're out skiing and get buried in an avalanche!
 
  • #21,742
Q: What did communists use to light their homes before candles?

A: Electricity.
 
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  • #21,743
Found someone named Jody Maggio to help me win bets about Joe DiMaggio still being alive.
 
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I guess now I'm officially old.

I'm older than the Pope.
 
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(Jaime) Cardinal Sin was the Archbishop of Manila from 1974 to 2003. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaime_Sin

His title and surname as "cardinal sin" (another term for a deadly sin) were a point of humour in the Philippines and for Filipino Catholics. Examples included "The greatest sin of all: Cardinal Sin," and even his own pun of "Welcome to the house of Sin" that he used to greet guests at Villa San Miguel, the secondary archiepiscopal palace in Mandaluyong.
 
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  • #21,748
If I go to a restaurant and give them a compliment, will they think that I'm patronizing them?
 
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  • #21,749
Winning the lottery is highly unlikely. Running into my Ethiopian friend is Highly Selassie.
 
  • #21,750
Borg said:
If I go to a restaurant and give them a compliment, will they think that I'm patronizing them?
I remember when I was around 8, seeing a sign on a store "Thank you for Patronizing us", And almost instantaneously seeing a woman yell at her (boyfriend?) "Stop Patronizing me". It took me a few years to rid myself of the confusion around the term.
 

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