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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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berkeman said:
They hate it when you use that old joke. Just saying that you may want to stay out of the water for the next couple of days... :wink:
Ibix said:
Did you know that octopuses make a lot of money from playing poker? Seems they always play with suckers.
These jokes are so lame that they are not even worth the ink they were written with.
 
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jack action said:
These jokes are so lame that they are not even worth the ink they were written with.
How much does an octopus have to pay to go to the doctor?

Sick squid.
 
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Ibix said:
How much does an octopus have to pay to go to the doctor?

Sick squid.
If they went to the doctor they must be six sick squids.
 
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Just like the six sick Sikhs at the Kashmir hospital.
 
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The French had De Gaul to fight for their country.
 
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WWGD said:
Octopi? Or ##8 \pi ##?
Octopussy?
 
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WWGD said:
Just like the six sick Sikhs at the Kashmir hospital.
"The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick."

Say that six times quickly. :wink:
 
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jtbell said:
"The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick."

Say that six times quickly. :wink:
I'm not the pheasant plucker I'm the pheasant plucker's son
And I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes.
 
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DaveC426913 said:
I'm not the pheasant plucker I'm the pheasant plucker's son
And I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes.
MUCH easier
 
  • #21,735
At the British Parliament, an MP:
" Half the people in this room are idiots".
Loud booing follows.
"Ok: Half the people in this room _are not_ idiots".
 
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Politician, about his opponents: "Half the lies they tell about us aren't true."
 
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jack action said:

"I don't sleep with married men."
"But I'm your husband!"
"No exceptions."
 
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phinds said:
I bet it also works if you're out skiing and get buried in an avalanche!
 
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Q: What did communists use to light their homes before candles?

A: Electricity.
 
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Found someone named Jody Maggio to help me win bets about Joe DiMaggio still being alive.
 
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I guess now I'm officially old.

I'm older than the Pope.
 
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(Jaime) Cardinal Sin was the Archbishop of Manila from 1974 to 2003. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaime_Sin

His title and surname as "cardinal sin" (another term for a deadly sin) were a point of humour in the Philippines and for Filipino Catholics. Examples included "The greatest sin of all: Cardinal Sin," and even his own pun of "Welcome to the house of Sin" that he used to greet guests at Villa San Miguel, the secondary archiepiscopal palace in Mandaluyong.
 
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If I go to a restaurant and give them a compliment, will they think that I'm patronizing them?
 
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Winning the lottery is highly unlikely. Running into my Ethiopian friend is Highly Selassie.
 
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Borg said:
If I go to a restaurant and give them a compliment, will they think that I'm patronizing them?
I remember when I was around 8, seeing a sign on a store "Thank you for Patronizing us", And almost instantaneously seeing a woman yell at her (boyfriend?) "Stop Patronizing me". It took me a few years to rid myself of the confusion around the term.
 

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