Collection of Lame Jokes

DennisN · May 13, 2025

jtbell · May 14, 2025

If Arnold Schwarzenegger takes up a new career ridding the houses of the rich and famous from bugs and other pests, he could call himself the Ex-Terminator.

WWGD · May 14, 2025

jtbell said:

If Arnold Schwarzenegger takes up a new career ridding the houses of the rich and famous from bugs and other pests, he could call himself the Ex-Terminator.

He may be re-playing " Omlette"(Hamlet)

WWGD · May 14, 2025

After opening up the electrical plant: " Power to the People!".

jtbell · May 14, 2025

Why did the duck cross the road?

Because there were too many quacks in the sidewalk.

dextercioby · May 15, 2025

dextercioby · May 15, 2025

DennisN · May 16, 2025

Ibix · May 16, 2025

WWGD said:

After opening up the electrical plant: " Power to the People!".

It's in the papers under "current affairs".

fresh_42 · May 16, 2025

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DaveC426913 · May 16, 2025

Ibix said:

It's in the papers under "current affairs".

That's revolting.

phinds · May 16, 2025

A dangerous new virus is being distributed electronically. It is called the Worm Overload Recreation Killer (WORK). You can get WORK from your boss or colleagues. Do not touch it. The virus will wipe out your private life.

If you come into contact with WORK, there are two antidotes. You can purchase Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). They're available at your local grocery store.

Take repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated. Forward this warning to five friends. If you don't have five friends, you're already infected with WORK and it is controlling your life.