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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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If Arnold Schwarzenegger takes up a new career ridding the houses of the rich and famous from bugs and other pests, he could call himself the Ex-Terminator.
 
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jtbell said:
If Arnold Schwarzenegger takes up a new career ridding the houses of the rich and famous from bugs and other pests, he could call himself the Ex-Terminator.
He may be re-playing " Omlette"(Hamlet)
 
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After opening up the electrical plant: " Power to the People!".
 
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Why did the duck cross the road?

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Because there were too many quacks in the sidewalk.
 
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WWGD said:
After opening up the electrical plant: " Power to the People!".
It's in the papers under "current affairs".
 
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Ibix said:
It's in the papers under "current affairs".
That's revolting.
 
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DaveC426913 said:
That's revolting.
Watt do you mean?
 
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Ibix said:
Watt do you mean?
It doesn't take Sherlock Ohms to figure it out.
 
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Ibix said:
It's in the papers under "current affairs".
Please don't tell my gf about mine !
 
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How many pushups does Chuck Norris do?

All of them.
 
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Ibix said:
How many pushups does Chuck Norris do?

None. Pushups do Chuck Norris. 🙂
 
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Ibix said:
How many pushups does Chuck Norris do?

All of them.
Also, when Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't go up; the Earth goes down.
 
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