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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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If Arnold Schwarzenegger takes up a new career ridding the houses of the rich and famous from bugs and other pests, he could call himself the Ex-Terminator.
 
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jtbell said:
If Arnold Schwarzenegger takes up a new career ridding the houses of the rich and famous from bugs and other pests, he could call himself the Ex-Terminator.
He may be re-playing " Omlette"(Hamlet)
 
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After opening up the electrical plant: " Power to the People!".
 
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Why did the duck cross the road?

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Because there were too many quacks in the sidewalk.
 
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WWGD said:
After opening up the electrical plant: " Power to the People!".
It's in the papers under "current affairs".
 
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Ibix said:
It's in the papers under "current affairs".
That's revolting.
 
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DaveC426913 said:
That's revolting.
Watt do you mean?
 
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Ibix said:
Watt do you mean?
It doesn't take Sherlock Ohms to figure it out.
 
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Ibix said:
It's in the papers under "current affairs".
Please don't tell my gf about mine !
 
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How many pushups does Chuck Norris do?

All of them.
 
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Ibix said:
How many pushups does Chuck Norris do?

None. Pushups do Chuck Norris. 🙂
 
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Ibix said:
How many pushups does Chuck Norris do?

All of them.
Also, when Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't go up; the Earth goes down.
 
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