Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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If Arnold Schwarzenegger takes up a new career ridding the houses of the rich and famous from bugs and other pests, he could call himself the Ex-Terminator.
 
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jtbell said:
If Arnold Schwarzenegger takes up a new career ridding the houses of the rich and famous from bugs and other pests, he could call himself the Ex-Terminator.
He may be re-playing " Omlette"(Hamlet)
 
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After opening up the electrical plant: " Power to the People!".
 
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Why did the duck cross the road?

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Because there were too many quacks in the sidewalk.
 
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WWGD said:
After opening up the electrical plant: " Power to the People!".
It's in the papers under "current affairs".
 
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Ibix said:
It's in the papers under "current affairs".
That's revolting.
 
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DaveC426913 said:
That's revolting.
Watt do you mean?
 
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Ibix said:
Watt do you mean?
It doesn't take Sherlock Ohms to figure it out.
 
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Ibix said:
It's in the papers under "current affairs".
Please don't tell my gf about mine !
 
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How many pushups does Chuck Norris do?

All of them.
 
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Ibix said:
How many pushups does Chuck Norris do?

None. Pushups do Chuck Norris. 🙂
 
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Ibix said:
How many pushups does Chuck Norris do?

All of them.
Also, when Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't go up; the Earth goes down.
 
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