Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • #22,381
jack action said:
If money is the root of all evil ...
It is not, that is a misquote.
The love of money is the root of all evil.

They ask for money in church, because they are trying to uproot evil.
 
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Baluncore said:
It is not, that is a misquote.
The love of money is the root of all evil.

They ask for money in church, because they are trying to uproot evil.
I'm far from being religious but seeing that there's a Tsunami watch in California , given the fires, etc., seems close to a course. I feel for them.
 
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How many people?
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BillTre said:
How many people?
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I had a verbal version of these optical illusions: " Greeks were fighting machines. I'm not fighting machines."
 
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DennisN said:
Most aftermarket LED headlight bulbs come with the tiny fans built in.
 
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Since we got a dog and a cat, I've been petting everything at knee height.

Yes, that's exactly what the tiler just looked like.
 
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But see what happens when he tries to park...

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jtbell said:
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This just gets worse the longer you look at it.
 
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No need to worry about chip manufacture in the US. There's now a plant in Arizona. There used to be one in Led Zeppelin.
 
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Tourist approaches Canadian Customs carrying a package.
Agent: " What's this aboot *?"
Tourist: " It's not a boot, it's a shoe".
"A shoe? "
" Gesundheit!"

* Cliche'd Canadian pronounciation.
 
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DaveC426913 said:
This just gets worse the longer you look at it.
I still keep trying to think about how this car will manage to close anything, let alone a house. And how could they know? Anyway, I would be worried, too, if a car tried to close my house.
 
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fresh_42 said:
I still keep trying to think about how this car will manage to close anything, let alone a house.
"You're car is to close to my house!"
That is an instruction, to close the distance between the car and the house, presumably to zero.
 
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Baluncore said:
"You're car is to close to my house!"
That is an instruction, to close the distance between the car and the house, presumably to zero.
Ah! I thought close in the sense of lock.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Ah! I thought close in the sense of lock.
without the word "to", you would have been correct. In English "close to my house" is distance. "close my house" is a command.
 
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"I want you to close my house."
 
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He's to close two the house.
 
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gmax137 said:
"I want you to close clothe my house."
in the spirit of the original posting.
One of them has better spots
:)
 
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Dusty Springfield
 
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Did you hear about the truck that got into a wreck and spilled thousands of slippery hotdogs all over the road?

The cleanup crew didn't relish its job.
 
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