Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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He's caught Cupid.
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phinds said:
Unfortunately that joke now needs to be updated to say YOUXFACE which doesn't have the same punch. :frown:
 
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Monster and Career Builder may be merging. Maybe with the name Monster Builder, aka Frankenstein?
 
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jtbell said:
Just make sure you're on the downwind upwind side of them. :wink:
Fixed that for you. :wink:
 
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berkeman said:
Fixed that for you. :wink:
Never judge personal preferences! :cool:
 
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When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the
blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.
 
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davenn said:
When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the
blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.
I would think that a diffuse bomb is something to avoid.
 
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