Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

He's caught Cupid.

 

[berkeman]

 

[phinds]

 

[berkeman]

 

[jtbell]

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Unfortunately that joke now needs to be updated to say YOUXFACE which doesn't have the same punch.

 

[WWGD]

Monster and Career Builder may be merging. Maybe with the name Monster Builder, aka Frankenstein?

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[berkeman]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[jtbell]

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Just make sure you're on the downwind side of them.

 

[berkeman]

Just make sure you're on the downwind upwind side of them.

Fixed that for you.

 

[fresh_42]

Fixed that for you.

Never judge personal preferences!

 

[davenn]

When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the
blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jbriggs444]

When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the
blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.

I would think that a diffuse bomb is something to avoid.

 

[Baluncore]

I would think that a diffuse bomb is something to avoid.

A diffused explosive bomb would be thermobaric.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermobaric_weapon

 

[jbriggs444]

A diffused explosive bomb would be thermobaric.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermobaric_weapon

Yes, though I had in mind that pretty much every bomb is more diffuse after detonation than before.

 

[nsaspook]

 

[BillTre]

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I think that's from the movie Zardoz. It had giant floating heads which I in part named the floating head mutation after.

 

[berkeman]

 

[jtbell]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]