Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
  • Knowledge of cultural references in humor
  • Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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He's caught Cupid.
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phinds said:
Unfortunately that joke now needs to be updated to say YOUXFACE which doesn't have the same punch. :frown:
 
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Monster and Career Builder may be merging. Maybe with the name Monster Builder, aka Frankenstein?
 
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jtbell said:
Just make sure you're on the downwind upwind side of them. :wink:
Fixed that for you. :wink:
 
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berkeman said:
Fixed that for you. :wink:
Never judge personal preferences! :cool:
 
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When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the
blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.
 
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davenn said:
When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the
blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.
I would think that a diffuse bomb is something to avoid.
 
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