Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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jtbell said:
The cleanup crew didn't relish its job.
:checks thread title: Yep, that tracks.
 
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I'm doing a small effort to protect my phone's security by wrapping it in tin foil. If it wears out, I can always cut a chunk out of my hat.
 
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fresh_42 said:
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Dusty Springfield
The crop of springs look ready for harvest.
A bit over ripe, but that's just an o pinion.
 
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256bits said:
The crop of springs look ready for harvest.
Unlike leaf springs, coil springs are deciduous.
"Spring is in the air".
 
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256bits said:
The crop of springs look ready for harvest.
A bit over ripe, but that's just an o pinion.
Next Spring Break is already scheduled.
 
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It seems Sting decided against touring in the US after seeing all those F*#$ the Police signs in the streets, outside the stadiums where they were playing. .
 
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Because of a staffing shortage, a baseball league experimented with using a single umpire to cover first, second and third bases. But the poor guy kept tripping over second base, which led to the fall of the roamin' umpire.
 
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They're now slapping a TEMU tag on all packets delivered to avoid having them stolen by porch thieves.
 
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Old Macdonald had a bad aim.webp
 
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"Unfortunately, string theory... comes with some strings attached *ba dum dum crash*"
😑
 
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OMG hahahaha
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