Collection of Lame Jokes

[DaveC426913]

The cleanup crew didn't relish its job.

:checks thread title: Yep, that tracks.

 

[WWGD]

I'm doing a small effort to protect my phone's security by wrapping it in tin foil. If it wears out, I can always cut a chunk out of my hat.

 

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Dusty Springfield

The crop of springs look ready for harvest.
A bit over ripe, but that's just an o pinion.

 

[Baluncore]

The crop of springs look ready for harvest.

Unlike leaf springs, coil springs are deciduous.
"Spring is in the air".

 

[fresh_42]

The crop of springs look ready for harvest.
A bit over ripe, but that's just an o pinion.

Next Spring Break is already scheduled.

 

[jack action]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

It seems Sting decided against touring in the US after seeing all those F*#$ the Police signs in the streets, outside the stadiums where they were playing. .

 

[jtbell]

 

[davenn]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[davenn]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[jtbell]

Because of a staffing shortage, a baseball league experimented with using a single umpire to cover first, second and third bases. But the poor guy kept tripping over second base, which led to the fall of the roamin' umpire.

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

They're now slapping a TEMU tag on all packets delivered to avoid having them stolen by porch thieves.

 

[DennisN]

 

[WWGD]

 

[TensorCalculus]

"Unfortunately, string theory... comes with some strings attached *ba dum dum crash*"

 

[berkeman]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

 

[davenn]

OMG hahahaha