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Ohm, no.WWGD said:
Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Making the world a better place one mnemonic at a time.
Now I won't have to hear my grandkids shriek "Agh! A bee!"
Now I won't have to hear my grandkids shriek "Agh! A bee!"
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A female cop complimented me by telling me I was carrying a suspiciously large package.
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Newton's first law of motion illustrated for morons. Learning about inertia literally the hard way:
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Good setup for a lab.sbrothy said:
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It's so hot here, I found three naked Finns in my living room, throwing water on stones and hitting each other with birch branches.
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My son just sent me this one:
Hansel and Gretel suffered from munch house'n syndrome.
Hansel and Gretel suffered from munch house'n syndrome.
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In probability or improbability?fresh_42 said:
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The Heart of Gold is equipped with an "Infinite Improbability Drive" that allows it to travel instantaneously to any point in space by simultaneously passing through every point in the universe at once.WWGD said:
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70's ??? Heck, I was doing that in the mid 50's, though the screen was a bit smaller.
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I subbed in for a Matrix Algebra class. Sent students to the blackboard to find the product of matrices. Told them: " Go forth and multiply".
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Did an orgy happen in your class?WWGD said:
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Close: They multiplied matrices incorrectly ;). *BillTre said:
Strange how many refer to " matrixes"(plural).or " matrice"( singular).
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