Collection of Lame Jokes

[fresh_42]

Anyone care to add to it?

Ohm, no.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[DaveC426913]

Making the world a better place one mnemonic at a time.

Now I won't have to hear my grandkids shriek "Agh! A bee!"

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[berkeman]

 

[WWGD]

A female cop complimented me by telling me I was carrying a suspiciously large package.

 

[davenn]

 

[jack action]

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[sbrothy]

Newton's first law of motion illustrated for morons. Learning about inertia literally the hard way:

 

[WWGD]

Newton's first law of motion illustrated for morons. Learning about inertia literally the hard way:

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Good setup for a lab.

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

It's so hot here, I found three naked Finns in my living room, throwing water on stones and hitting each other with birch branches.

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[DaveC426913]

My son just sent me this one:

Hansel and Gretel suffered from munch house'n syndrome.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

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In probability or improbability?

 

[fresh_42]

In probability or improbability?

The Heart of Gold is equipped with an "Infinite Improbability Drive" that allows it to travel instantaneously to any point in space by simultaneously passing through every point in the universe at once.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[phinds]

70's ??? Heck, I was doing that in the mid 50's, though the screen was a bit smaller.

 

[WWGD]

I subbed in for a Matrix Algebra class. Sent students to the blackboard to find the product of matrices. Told them: " Go forth and multiply".

 

[BillTre]

I subbed in for a Matrix Algebra class. Sent students to the blackboard to find the product of matrices. Told them: " Go forth and multiply".

Did an orgy happen in your class?

 

[WWGD]

Did an orgy happen in your class?

Close: They multiplied matrices incorrectly ;). *

Strange how many refer to " matrixes"(plural).or " matrice"( singular).

 

[berkeman]