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Ohm, no.WWGD said:
Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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Making the world a better place one mnemonic at a time.
Now I won't have to hear my grandkids shriek "Agh! A bee!"
Now I won't have to hear my grandkids shriek "Agh! A bee!"
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A female cop complimented me by telling me I was carrying a suspiciously large package.
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Newton's first law of motion illustrated for morons. Learning about inertia literally the hard way:
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Good setup for a lab.sbrothy said:
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It's so hot here, I found three naked Finns in my living room, throwing water on stones and hitting each other with birch branches.
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My son just sent me this one:
Hansel and Gretel suffered from munch house'n syndrome.
Hansel and Gretel suffered from munch house'n syndrome.
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In probability or improbability?fresh_42 said:
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The Heart of Gold is equipped with an "Infinite Improbability Drive" that allows it to travel instantaneously to any point in space by simultaneously passing through every point in the universe at once.WWGD said:
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70's ??? Heck, I was doing that in the mid 50's, though the screen was a bit smaller.
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I subbed in for a Matrix Algebra class. Sent students to the blackboard to find the product of matrices. Told them: " Go forth and multiply".
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Did an orgy happen in your class?WWGD said:
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Close: They multiplied matrices incorrectly ;). *BillTre said:
Strange how many refer to " matrixes"(plural).or " matrice"( singular).
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