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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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davenn said:
The whale's line, of course, is
"What's that thing rushing toward me? It sure is big and round! I'm going to call it ground. I wonder if it'll be my friend." *splat*
 
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DaveC426913 said:
The whale's line, of course, is
"What's that thing rushing toward me? It sure is big and round! I'm going to call it ground. I wonder if it'll be my friend." *splat*
I watched the movie yesterday and was entertained. It's not the book, but then again how could it ever be? I think I've read that Adams was satisfied with the result before being taken by The Great Green Arkleseizure, and it is arguably one of the works where it's hardest establishing any kind of canon.
 
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I thought I'd memorized the entire set of donuts available. Dunkin Kruger in action.
 
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sbrothy said:
I watched the movie yesterday and was entertained. It's not the book, but then again how could it ever be?

True ..... I didnt really like the movie ...... for better and something so much closer to the book(s),
as there are a bunch of them.
Watch the 3 part TV series that came out shortly after the book and the radio airing.

The TV series is really good 😍

Some wonderful and funny SciFi. I has read serious SciFi for many years up till that time,
and HHGTTG was such a wonderful change of pace

Dave
 
  • #22,596
I have all the versions except the radio series (as well as the full Muppet Show collection). Now I know Swedish isn't the most popular language on here, but Charlie Christensen's "Arne Anka" was made into a theater piece, but searching for an English version seems to be fruitloops, eerrr fruitless....

EDIT: But yeah, the book reads like one long stand up comedy performance.
 
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sbrothy said:
Now I know Swedish isn't the most popular language on here, but Charlie Christensen's "Arne Anka" was made into a theater piece,...
I was entertained by "Kalle Anka" comic books in Sweden during the early 60s. "Arne Anka" came too late for me.
 
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Since we have a HHGTTG theme running ....

I'm worried... I should grab a towel and put my robe on....

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  • #22,599
""Come on, Mr Dent, You cant lie in front of the dozer forever""
"I'm game, lets see who rusts first!"
 
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  • #22,601
New French literary style requires you write/put " Descartes " before "Dehors".
 
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  • #22,602
Mexican and African jokes are pretty much all the same: once you heard Juan, you heard Jamal.
 
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  • #22,603
Alien tea ceremony. I wonder what they're discussing.

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WWGD said:
Wanted to "like" it but I couldn't really find an appropriate one expressing humor as well as "WTH"?
 
  • #22,605
Don't underestimate the placebo effect:

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---- A Multiverse

EDIT: I like the devious expression of the serf in the last picture. :P
 
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  • #22,606
jtbell said:
Today I learned that in Germany one can be criminally charged for water butt theft. This ‘murrican also learned what a water butt is!

https://www.theguardian.com/society...nd-i-fear-theyre-on-the-right-side-of-history
Butt is a handy word to have around. Multifaceted, it can be a noun, verb, adjective, anything it wants to be. It tells its best features in butt naked, the butt of the joke, cigarette butt, butt out that cigarette, butthead, butt this board to that board, goats butt their heads in a fight, not to be confused with the word 'but', which has only one 't' versus the two 't's in butt according the Chat-GPT.
Which, by the way, leads to the quandary as to why the extra 't'. If a limited resource, do we have perhaps only 200 years left before to running out and scarcity ensues. Extinction events may follow. Some species such as owl, lion and snake would be OK. Others not, and may become legends, such as the flightless bird, the dodo. For others, a substitution from 't' to a similar but different infinite supply of 'd' may save the durtle, the diger, and the durkey. Adaptation and survival into this new niche will be difficult. Non-action will lead to the urtle, the iger and the urkey, mere empty shells of their former selves unable to continue previous existence.

Which also leads to questioning of 'buttress'. Surely there are better options, saving two 't's at a time. Considering the flying buttress made famous in a movie with Sally Field, though not to confuse Sally with a buttress, but she was flying around churches, some older types of which do have this feature of wall support being wider at the bottom. In that vein, and in the vein of an evolving language, and in the vein of present day opportunity of elimination of the triggering who knows what terms of the past, the wide acceptance of the more progressive 'Kardash' is expected to gain traction.

The last point I wish to make is of a more technical nature for the DIY crowd who fuss around with stuff just because they can. A simple attachment of an air hose to the bottom of the butt ( as in the previous OP, the butt to collect rainwater ) so as to percolate air through the water is easily accomplished. This project is especially geared for the starting out young female DIY'ers, who may feel inadequate in some department. This fix up will if done correctly, will enhance self esteem and encourage you to go on to larger and more complex projects. When working and seeing it in action, others will be amazed and envious, and will give praise by addressing you with the nickname of the project as "The Bubble Butt" girl.
 
  • #22,607
Who haven't been there?

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jtbell said:
Bjarne Stroustrup, the Dane who invented the C++ programming language, has or had a FAQ on his home page, something like this:

Q: How do you pronounce your name?

A: It can be difficult for non-Danish people. The best suggestion I have seen is to say it first a few times in Norwegian, then stuff a potato down your throat and say it again.
He's a great Dane.
 
  • #22,612
As a kid, I thought my dad was a superhero. Then I realized he's just a weird guy walking around wearing a cape.
 
  • #22,613
While driving during my current road trip, I have thought of some truly lame jokes. Unfortunately the rim of my steering wheel is too narrow to contain them, even if I had dared to take my hand off the wheel in order to do the writing. And now I've forgotten them!
 
  • #22,614
No wait, I just remembered one!

Last night I stayed in a hotel with elevators made by the Schindler company. That means I was on Schindler's lift!
 
  • #22,615
Can't remember if I already posted this one (I searched the thread but man it's getting long!)

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so you get an extra:

For those of you having troubles with the net maybe this guy can help:

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  • #22,616
Also, because pictures of this type is so rare on the net and I want to be one of the first to post one:

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  • #22,617
berkeman said:
I have CDO.

It's the same as OCD, except the letters are in the proper order.

As they should be.
 
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