Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

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Or, darker, a noose.

 

[DaveE]

It's not lame, it's real life these days. But this seems to be the active joke thread so...

 

[Borg]

Seems secure to me.

 

[DaveC426913]

Seems secure to me.
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Argh. Here I am going
'A-I-M-N-...' No, that can't be it...
'A-I-N-O-M...' No...

 

[berkeman]

 

[WWGD]

I'm getting false warning messages from my Windows system anti virus. I may have to just polish Defender and move it out. Or trade my Chevy for a Cadila Ka Ka.

 

[sbrothy]

This is an old one I have lying around from when the LHC was new and it had a public interface (it might still have it, I dunno). Noticed this one though. Seems it was out of tune at that particular moment.

 

[phinds]

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They forgot the saw.

 

[WWGD]

They forgot the saw.

They never saw the saw. It was so-so, though.

 

[sbrothy]

They never saw the saw. It was so-so, though.

So, they missed the seesaw is basically what you're saying?

EDIT: I always wondered. Eh, I got things mixed up. NVM.

 

[sbrothy]

Now I know politics is a banned and inflamed subject but at this comical level (and since it doesn't set the stage for any kind of discussion) I hope it's OK. Also, I don't agree one way or the other. It is what it is:

 

[sbrothy]

Seems I found a trove of pictures. I admit they're probably outdated but maybe one or two on here haven't seen them:

 

[WWGD]

Seems I found a trove of pictures. I admit they're probably outdated but maybe one or two on here haven't seen them:

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I was reviewing my networking books. They spoke of the birth of a ( super) VLAN.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[davenn]

 

[jack action]

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Found a human version:

 

[jack action]

 

[DaveC426913]

Seems I found a trove of pictures. I admit they're probably outdated but maybe one or two on here haven't seen them:

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Gah! What is wrong with her hips??

 

[sbrothy]

Gah! What is wrong with her hips??

Wow! You're right! I didn't even notice that. Smells of photoshop. Yeah, there's definitely something wrong there.

 

[sbrothy]

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It's like one of those crazy last wills like "throw my entire corpse into the Manneken Pis fountain.

 

[sbrothy]

Found a human version:

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Some assembly required indeed! Not even IKEA is on that level!

 

[Borg]

It's like one of those crazy last wills like "throw my entire corpse into the Manneken Pis fountain.

I've been there twice in the last year. I really don't get the attraction.

 

[DaveC426913]

It took 70 years but it finally happened.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

It took 70 years but it finally happened.

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Any Watt in the ML other than in lamps? Maybe Wei, Weir?

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

Any Watt in the ML other than in lamps? Maybe Wei, Weir?

How about a " you've heard it in PF first":

" Watt is a unit of Power?"
"Yes. "
Anyone care to add to it?

 

[WWGD]

To avoid him getting trampled by the carriage, they put Descartes before the horse.
To give him faster access to the king, they put Descartes before the wh o res.

 

[fresh_42]