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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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davenn said:
Them fish are good!
 
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jtbell said:
While driving during my current road trip, I have thought of some truly lame jokes.
I was reminded of one at my current lunch stop.

What’s a dog’s favorite root beer?

Barq’s!
 
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Sign spotted at a pub in Manchester. @pinball1970, maybe you could figure out if this is true. I mean the sign, not the message.


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fresh_42 said:
Sign spotted at a pub in Manchester. @pinball1970, maybe you could figure out if this is true. I mean the sign, not the message.


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A little help here? I only know Liverpool because of their very strong football club (fun to watch).
 
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berkeman said:
A little help here? I only know Liverpool because of their very strong football club (fun to watch).
IIRC then @pinball1970 is a United fan, so maybe it is his sign. :biggrin:
 
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The sign is wrong.
It is not the only place where there are pick pockets, and it is more often at the stop after you got on, that your wallet gets off, which on average, may be two stops before you do.
 
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Nostradamus knew I was going to make this joke (G.Gotfried, RIP).
 
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It had to happen. Murphy's law, maybe: An idiot punching the jukebox to "fix" the
Cadilla ac ac ac.... at the Pizza place.
 
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fresh_42 said:
IIRC then @pinball1970 is a United fan, so maybe it is his sign. :biggrin:
It's a Manchester -Liverpool rivalry thing. Working class Mancunians look down on Liverpool and make jokes about them not working and criminal activity in their city.
So, you are likely to have your wallet stolen, car stolen there etc.
This goes back to the canals during the industrial age, they (Scouse) charged us (Mancs) high tolls to move our cotton to the port. So much so, we had enough of them and built our own canal.
The football sits on top of that.
 
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pinball1970 said:
It's a Manchester -Liverpool rivalry thing. Working class Mancunians look down on Liverpool and make jokes about them not working and criminal activity in their city.
I only remember when I first visited England (London) as a teenager, I saw an interview on TV of a Liverpool player, and I didn't understand a single word!
 
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fresh_42 said:
I only remember when I first visited England (London) as a teenager, I saw an interview on TV of a Liverpool player, and I didn't understand a single word!
You probably think I am an English gentleman Fresh, unfortunately if you ever heard my voice, I would sound more like Liam Gallagher than a BBC news reader.
 
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pinball1970 said:
You probably think I am an English gentleman Fresh, unfortunately if you ever heard my voice, I would sound more like Liam Gallagher than a BBC news reader.
Well, I only had school English at the time. Now, it's a lot better, but I still struggle a bit with Scottish (Amy MacDonald, John Higgins). Alan McManus works.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Well, I only had school English at the time. Now, it's a lot better, but I still struggle a bit with Scottish (Amy MacDonald, John Higgins). Alan McManus works.
Snooker guys! Brilliant.
 
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pinball1970 said:
Snooker guys! Brilliant.
I've been a Ronnie fan long before it was hip to be one. I remember the times when he left the arena mid-game for unknown reasons, or when a single look at his face told you the outcome of the entire match.
 
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pinball1970 said:
You probably think I am an English gentleman Fresh, unfortunately if you ever heard my voice, I would sound more like Liam Gallagher than a BBC news reader.
I used to watch this TV show just to listen to the accent of the ( Scottish, I believe) narrator : Wattarr.
 
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I'm confused how a funeral home can raise its prices and blame it on the cost of living!
 
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I tried to re-marry my ex-wife, but she figured out that I was only after my money.
 
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fresh_42 said:
"Sledding prohibited" would have been too long.
by 5 letters?
 
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