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Easy for someone like me to misunderstand. I began thinking about that aspect of the lyrics while listening. That was the basic focus on why placement was to "Collection of Lame Jokes".256bits said:
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I remember a line from some song " Doing nothing means a lot to me."
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Scientists found out ... but decided to go back in.
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That one took several seconds to understand. Tricky abbreviated grammar but o.k.fresh_42 said:
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dextercioby said:
Um, what actually happens when the Schroedinger's cat detects a photon from the enemy?
... Never mind. I don't want to know.
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I still don't understand.symbolipoint said:
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That is okay, too.Swamp Thing said:
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Steven Seagal was an expert at eating IKEA meatballs. Aikidu not.
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It's winter. he needs his jacket.Swamp Thing said:
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My quantum physics professor told me that I should try to get into the field of nuclear physics and I might find it very interesting.
I said no. Because I found that field to be really “Bohring”.
I said no. Because I found that field to be really “Bohring”.
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New Yorker? Edit: The cartoon, not you ;).DennisN said:
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Defendant, you are here in court because you allegedly sold an unidentifiable liquid as an elixir of life. Have you been convicted for this before? Yes, Your Honor, once in 1734 and once in 1864.
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A physicist was attending a conference in a large venue that happened to also be holding an economics conference. One morning the physicist wandered down the wrong hallway and found himself attending a talk on economics.
Later he described it to his colleagues as quite illuminating. It was a lot like a physics talk, they even had differential equations.
The only difference is that the solutions to the equations don't have to match observation. :)
Later he described it to his colleagues as quite illuminating. It was a lot like a physics talk, they even had differential equations.
The only difference is that the solutions to the equations don't have to match observation. :)
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Maybe it's saying the cooks might sleeping when they make your food?
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Saudi prince to buy Hershey 's company. He will become the Chocolate Sheikh.
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I don't get it. I assume chocolate sheikh is a pun for something?WWGD said:
Oh. Shake?
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Well, I thought referring to a person " correctly " as a Chocolate shake, was funny. But I get it's a matter of taste.DaveC426913 said:
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I wasn't sure if there was some common cultural reference I was missing.WWGD said:
(Won't l make that mistake again after the whole "All the boys wanna come to my backyard to see my milkshake" debacle...)
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Or " My ex wife won't let me put my fishing rod in her backyard".DaveC426913 said:
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He knows the MC at the Sofa convention, commonly referred to as the Lounge Chair.WWGD said:
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Would you prefer " Sheik Rattle and Roll"?DaveC426913 said:
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"The call's coming from on top of the train".
