Collection of Lame Jokes

[sbrothy]

Q: What Price do get for not moving a muscle for a week?

A: A trophy.

(Sorry!)

 

[WWGD]

Q: What Price do get for not moving a muscle for a week?

A: A trophy.

(Sorry!)

And you even need to pay Atro fee.

 

[berkeman]

 

[WWGD]

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An optimist says there will only be sh*t left to eat in the future. The pessimist says there won't be enough left for everyone.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

In today's world, Quasimodo would have been denied the No-bell prize.

 

[Ibix]

In today's world, Quasimodo would have been denied the No-bell prize.

Do you have evidence for that claim? Or is it just a hunch?

 

[WWGD]

Do you have evidence for that claim? Or is it just a hunch?

Well, his name did ring a bell.

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

Just out of boredom, I told someone with last name 'Parris', to travel to Lyon. Then we can say 'Parris is in Frrance'.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[jack action]

In today's world, Quasimodo would have been denied the No-bell prize.

Do you have evidence for that claim? Or is it just a hunch?

Well, his name did ring a bell.

If I may chime in: I don't bellieve it.

 

[WWGD]

If I may chime in: I don't bellieve it.

You're just being _bell_ icose.

 

[dextercioby]

If I may chime in: I don't bellieve it.

The quoted piece is simply brilliant, why would I ruin Votre conversation with a lame attempt at a joke?

 

[jack action]

why would I ruin Votre conversation with a lame attempt at a joke?

May I refer you to the thread title?

 

[dextercioby]

May I refer you to the thread title?

Dame, why didn't I think of that?

 

[WWGD]

I covered a sharp knife with basalt. If I attack someone, it will be basalt with a deadly weapon.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Borg]

Reminds me of this classic

 

[WWGD]

The medicine I bought for my fishes ' health only worked at very small scales.

 

[DaveC426913]

The medicine I bought for my fishes ' health only worked at very small scales.

Was it a topical ointment?
Was the effect merely super fish oil ?

 

[WWGD]

Was it a topical ointment?
Was the effect merely super fish oil ?

@BillTre is the go to guy

Was it a topical ointment?
Was the effect merely super fish oil ?

It just looked fishy.

 

[WWGD]

The new Hard Rock Cafe in Antartica was unironically described as a " Pretty Cool place".

 

[256bits]

@BillTre is the go to guy

It just looked fishy.

Was it smelt?

 

[WWGD]

Was it smelt?

If you smelt it, you dealt it.

 

[BillTre]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[edwardII]

 

[gmax137]

That one took me awhile.

Hint: It's kinda like blinker fluid

 

[DaveC426913]

That one took me awhile.

Hint: It's kinda like blinker fluid

Had to look it up.