Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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  • #2,342
OmCheeto said:
Frajilized Borek said:
Junior is buyin a freshly smoked up TV set fo' his wild lil' flat, n' he ordered it all up in tha web. Our thugged-out ***es was chattin all up in tha time n' he holla'd some shiznit like "the joint has flavas dat was so irritatin mah eyes exploded afta I put tha order". Right back up in yo m****f***** a**. So I busted some lyrics ta his *** "Cizzlel tha order, yo a** won't need TV now".

:smile:
 
  • #2,343
There used to be a cleaner version of this called "jive" included in some versions of Unix. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jive_filter
 
  • #2,344
South Jersey - Dec 7, 2012. A crowd of angry commuters, frustrated because their train was more than usually late, dragged the clerk from the ticket booth and tied him to the track and left him there to die. The poor man starved to death.
 
  • #2,345
Funny but true. A senior citizens home was having trouble keeping all the residents from wandering off. Someone suggested they build a fake bus stop out front. Local residents came initially to wait and home staff told them that it was fake.

The strategy worked whenever a resident was missing they'd look outside and see they were waiting for the bus. A staff member would go out and sit with them for awhile and then invite them back inside. Later when residents became anxious about seeing someone or going home the staff would suggest they take the bus.

Recent NPR story about a home in Germany ( or was it radiolab - I keep forgetting maybe ill just take the bus)
 
  • #2,347
(going around FB, but I like sharing here)

Did you hear that Oxygen and Potassium went on a date?

It went OK.
 
  • #2,348
What pickup line did Mr. Potatohead use on the future Ms. Potatohead ?

" Hey baby, what say we go make some fries ? " :!)
 
  • #2,349
http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/2396/homoslackasserectus.jpg
 
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  • #2,350
Ivan Seeking said:
http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/2396/homoslackasserectus.jpg
:smile: I'm not saying they're aliens, but...
 
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  • #2,351
Ibix said:
:smile: I'm not saying they're aliens, but...

In either case, I think he's about to pee on that car!
 
  • #2,352
Ivan Seeking said:
I think he's about to pee on that car!

Dogg-y style!
 
  • #2,353
dkotschessaa said:
(going around FB, but I like sharing here)

Did you hear that Oxygen and Potassium went on a date?

It went OK.

lololz
 
  • #2,354
dkotschessaa said:
Did you hear that Oxygen and Potassium went on a date?

It went OK.

Oxygen and Magnesium, on the other hand...
 
  • #2,355
jtbell said:
Oxygen and Magnesium, on the other hand...

OMg! I heard about that too!
 
  • #2,356
Yeah, they really set the club on fire! :eek:
 
  • #2,357
HeLiXe said:
lololz

Did you hear that 3 elements went together?
It went lololz.
 
  • #2,358
I like Serena said:
Did you hear that 3 elements went together?
It went lololz.
:smile: u got me :-p
 
  • #2,360
A local TV station's "mind twister" on their local news program this morning:

Q: Why is it illegal for someone living in South Carolina to be buried in North Carolina?

A: It's illegal to bury a living person in North Carolina.
 
  • #2,361
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

because they have big fingers.
 
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  • #2,362
ewwwww
 
  • #2,363
Tyson.jpg
 
  • #2,364
What did 0 say to 8?

Nice belt!
 
  • #2,365
A guy walks into a bar. Ouch.
 
  • #2,366
The bartender says to the neutrino "We don't like your kind around here"

The neutrino doesn't react.

A neutrino walks into a bar.
 
  • #2,367
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.

The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?

The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.
 
  • #2,368
lololol that was good
 
  • #2,369
Ivan Seeking said:
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.

The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?

The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.

:smile:
 
  • #2,370
The following is from the Washington Post Style Invitational contest that asked readers to submit "instructions" for something (anything), but written in the style of a famous person. The winning entry was The Hokey Pokey (as written by William Shakespeare).

O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke,
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wilde release from Heavens yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
The Hoke, the poke -- banish now thy doubt
Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.
-- by "William Shakespeare"
 

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