Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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strangerep said:
Some of these could be used as "before" photos in laxative commercials. Heaven knows, I've sometimes wished I had such telekinetic power when trying to,... er,... dislodge stubborn objects. :oldgrumpy:
No pics, please ;).
 
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WWGD said:
No pics, please ;).
No indeed. I'll save those to send to the Ukrainians for use as weapons of last resort...
 
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Cryptocurrency was supposed to be the hedge against the other markets and against inflation.
 
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Mr. Bernhardt, I find your comment somewhat strange, ALL jokes.images are offensive to SOME groups of people. That is the whole nature of the beast. If a joke/image doesn't offend someone somewhere its pointless posting/telling.
We would no longer need a sense of humour or comedians of any kind.
I am guessing you would find my comment offensive too , most likely. Too bad!
 
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BillTre said:
An hour ago I had some sweets in my hand and on the box was printed: "Pills against Know-it-all".
 
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And I thought physics was the study of carbonated beverages...
 
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Cfos said:
And I thought physics was the study of carbonated beverages...
It is astonishing how many scientists become liquid vegans after dusk.
 
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profbuxton said:
Mr. Bernhardt, I find your comment somewhat strange, ALL jokes.images are offensive to SOME groups of people. [...]
As someone who sometimes goes too far with "colorful" jokes, I'll say that I find Greg Bernhardt's and the Mentor's judgement about where to draw the line to be usually a reasonable compromise.
 
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JT Smith said:
And then what? Do you hang around in the bathroom giggling?
No, I use my cameras that were already installed for ... security purposes. Yeah, that's it ... security purposes!
 
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You should also modify the dispenser to give some small fraction of a cm of paper towel per decibel. Just enough so they think they're not yelling loud enough when they only get an inch or so. :oldtongue:
 
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Borg said:
You should also modify the dispenser to give some small fraction of a cm of paper towel per decibel.
Then all I need to do is repeat "paper towel" a lot. To the tune of Frere Jacques:

Paper towel, paper towel
Paper towel, paper towel
Pa-a-a-aper towel
Pa-a-a-aper towel
Paper towel, paper towel
 
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fresh_42 said:

Rather than listening to the ravings of the grammar police, he should just give him the bird.
 
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I've crunched the numbers in my retirement account.
It's time to figure out who'll be wearing the mask,
and who'll be driving the getaway car.
 
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@DennisN
love the first one, haven't seen it before :biggrin::biggrin:
 
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And apparently Australia has entered the space race, @davenn and @bhobba :
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