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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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DrClaude said:
Who dares call Dr Brian May an "amateur" astrophysicist?
I guess the same person who calls Frederick Mercury a physicist.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Well said.

I remember a movie where Bruce Willis, I think it was, is being held at gunpoint by the bad guys who threaten to torture him. He says something like "Ah, jeez, your not going to make me listen to rap music are you?".
 
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phinds said:
Well said.

I remember a movie where Bruce Willis, I think it was, is being held at gunpoint by the bad guys who threaten to torture him. He says something like "Ah, jeez, your not going to make me listen to rap music are you?".
I remember a similar scene with Willis about Funk in 'The Last Boy Scout'.
 
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fresh_42 said:
I remember a similar scene with Willis about Funk in 'The Last Boy Scout'.
Well, maybe that was it. I remembered rap but my memory isn't what it used to be (see note below)

NOTE: My memory never was what it used to be.
 
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phinds said:
Well, maybe that was it. I remembered rap but my memory isn't what it used to be (see note below)

NOTE: My memory never was what it used to be.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be!
 
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WWGD said:
I guess Will Smith is not like scissors.
They all lose to Lemmy!
 
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fresh_42 said:
They all lose to Lemmy!
Lemmy punch him in the face.
 
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phinds said:
NOTE: My memory never was what it used to be.
I saw this just today:

I find these days that most of my conversations start out with, "Did I tell you this already" or "What was I going to say"
 
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gmax137 said:
I saw this just today:
Or maybe it's just Deja Vu all over again.
 
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Today's generation mocks their own parents because they don't know the latest technology, but ask Google how to boil an egg.
 
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WWGD said:
... you need to pay...
That one took me a while... :redface:
 
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phinds said:
... Isaac Newton invented calculus during the plague...

It's amazing how much you can get done when no one's interrupting you, and there's just a deathly silence all around. I got more done than usual during the COVID lockdowns...

[Too soon?]
 
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strangerep said:
It's amazing how much you can get done when no one's interrupting you, and there's just a deathly silence all around. I got more done than usual during the COVID lockdowns...

[Too soon?]
And during his time, true isolation. No internet, social media, and he lived physically far away from everyone, closest neighbor living many miles away. I wonder how he obtained basic living supplies for himself.
 
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Probably taken care of by essential workers.
 

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