Collection of Lame Jokes

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[DrClaude]

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Who dares call Dr Brian May an "amateur" astrophysicist?

 

[WWGD]

Who dares call Dr Brian May an "amateur" astrophysicist?

I guess the same person who calls Frederick Mercury a physicist.

 

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[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

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Well said.

I remember a movie where Bruce Willis, I think it was, is being held at gunpoint by the bad guys who threaten to torture him. He says something like "Ah, jeez, your not going to make me listen to rap music are you?".

 

[fresh_42]

Well said.

I remember a movie where Bruce Willis, I think it was, is being held at gunpoint by the bad guys who threaten to torture him. He says something like "Ah, jeez, your not going to make me listen to rap music are you?".

I remember a similar scene with Willis about Funk in 'The Last Boy Scout'.

 

[phinds]

I remember a similar scene with Willis about Funk in 'The Last Boy Scout'.

Well, maybe that was it. I remembered rap but my memory isn't what it used to be (see note below)

NOTE: My memory never was what it used to be.

 

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[WWGD]

Well, maybe that was it. I remembered rap but my memory isn't what it used to be (see note below)

NOTE: My memory never was what it used to be.

Nostalgia is not what it used to be!

 

[WWGD]

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I guess Will Smith is not like scissors.

 

[fresh_42]

I guess Will Smith is not like scissors.

They all lose to Lemmy!

 

[WWGD]

They all lose to Lemmy!

Lemmy punch him in the face.

 

[gmax137]

NOTE: My memory never was what it used to be.

I saw this just today:

I find these days that most of my conversations start out with, "Did I tell you this already" or "What was I going to say"

 

[WWGD]

I saw this just today:

Or maybe it's just Deja Vu all over again.

 

[BillTre]

 

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[fresh_42]

Today's generation mocks their own parents because they don't know the latest technology, but ask Google how to boil an egg.

 

[strangerep]

... you need to pay...

That one took me a while...

 

[strangerep]

... Isaac Newton invented calculus during the plague...

It's amazing how much you can get done when no one's interrupting you, and there's just a deathly silence all around. I got more done than usual during the COVID lockdowns...

[Too soon?]

 

[WWGD]

It's amazing how much you can get done when no one's interrupting you, and there's just a deathly silence all around. I got more done than usual during the COVID lockdowns...

[Too soon?]

And during his time, true isolation. No internet, social media, and he lived physically far away from everyone, closest neighbor living many miles away. I wonder how he obtained basic living supplies for himself.

 

[Borg]

Probably taken care of by essential workers.

 

[sbrothy]

The search for (shi**y) enlightenment.