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Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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Also beware of roadrunners exceeding posted speed limits?
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There's a rumor going around about butter...
but I'm not going to spread it.
but I'm not going to spread it.
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Medalist winner, Civil Engineering:
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This happens when the drain pipes float up in the cement when it is poured. The pipes and drain have to be anchored down, weighted down, or kept from floating up in some way.WWGD said:
This is an issue I had to deal with when getting floor drains in the fish rooms we had made.
My floors drain well.
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I just solved a fundamental problem in with SI. Will be submitting paper for peer review.
My first hypothesis was pretty solid:
But a colleague came up with a better theory I fully support.
My first hypothesis was pretty solid:
But a colleague came up with a better theory I fully support.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.WWGD said:
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Surprisingly like the Banana Split Theme song somehow: Tra-la-la, Tra-la-la-la,...nsaspook said:
Looked it up when it came out in " Millionaire" a while back.
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Talking about drinks.
What can happen to an Old Fashioned?
What can happen to an Old Fashioned?
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Two dyslexics walk into a bra.
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But the 6 dwarves envy him because he's...WWGD said:
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An acquaintance swears the following really happened to him.WWGD said:
He drove up to a red-light and mis-judged the stop. This resulted in him very lightly bumping into the car in front of him. The driver got out of the car, at which point my acquaintance noticed the other driver was a dwarf. The dwarf stomps back, reaches up, and taps on the driver window.
"I am NOT happy!"
"Oh. Which one are you?"
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