Collection of Lame Jokes

  • Thread starter Thread starter quddusaliquddus
  • Start date Start date
  • Tags Tags
    Jokes
Click For Summary

Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #14,881
phinds said:
It only takes one slow-walking person in the middle of the aisle at the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I'm a nice person.
At least they're moving. I always seem to run into people who park their carts in the narrowest part of the aisle (sometimes diagonally) and then stand next to it cluelessly. I've even had people park their carts next to mine and when I moved to make a space, they adjusted their cart to block the aisle again.
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: BillTre
Physics news on Phys.org
  • #14,882
Reasons professors make students do handwritten assignments:
1. Faster and easier to correct.
2. Easier to detect plagiarism.
3. To smell the tears soaked into the paper.
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: collinsmark, artis, nuuskur and 1 other person
  • #14,883
IMG-20230131-WA0000.jpg
 
  • Haha
  • Wow
Likes   Reactions: nuuskur and BillTre
  • #14,884
IMG-20230127-WA0000.jpg
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: jack action
  • #14,885
1678058991520.png
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: Swamp Thing, artis, Mayhem and 4 others
  • #14,886
positivesign.jpg
 
  • Wow
Likes   Reactions: BillTre
  • #14,887
_nc_ohc=iUk6JaD2bO8AX9YmFyO&_nc_ht=scontent-fra5-2.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: collinsmark, martinbn, nuuskur and 1 other person
  • #14,889
I went to an Internet café the other day and nobody came to take my order.

I had trouble connecting with the server.
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: BillTre and WWGD
  • #14,890
_nc_ohc=GjT8vorsLJ4AX_EG2iM&_nc_ht=scontent-fra5-2.jpg
 
  • Haha
  • Like
  • Wow
Likes   Reactions: collinsmark, dextercioby, jack action and 4 others
  • #14,891
School psychologist asks the mother, after seeing her son's drawing: " Is he suicidal"?
20230306_112225.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: Swamp Thing, jack action and BillTre
  • #14,892
20230306_112541.jpg
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: BillTre and fresh_42
  • #14,893
Only two things in life are certain. Death and taxes. The difference between them is that death doesn't get worse every damn time congress meets.
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: BillTre
  • #14,894
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: BillTre
  • #14,896
Screenshot 2023-03-07 at 8.38.36 AM.png
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: 256bits, jack action and WWGD
  • #14,897
_nc_ohc=tMKfRCrdAtoAX9G9Beh&_nc_ht=scontent-fra3-1.jpg
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: WWGD and jack action
  • #14,898
Alternatively...
1678234733803.png
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: BillTre
  • #14,899
Looks like the victim was a Jenga tower.
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: WWGD
  • #14,900
_nc_ohc=qTveXqyS_JgAX-ROJjX&_nc_ht=scontent-fra5-2.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: dextercioby, BillTre and jack action
  • #14,902
What do you call a shy and nerdy killer whale?

Socially orca-ward.
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: topsquark and BillTre
  • #14,903
Have you heard of Tarka masala?

It's like tikka masala, but it's 'otter.
 
  • #14,904
How did Sherlock Holmes know that the time traveler was hungry?

The time traveler went back 4 seconds.
-Dan
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: BillTre and Ibix
  • #14,905
topsquark said:
How did Sherlock Holmes know that the time traveler was hungry?

arggh. I was noodling over something "alimentary..."
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: BillTre and topsquark
  • #14,906
gmax137 said:
arggh. I was noodling over something "alimentary..."
No, that's how he knew where the diamonds were smuggled. Or was that James Bond?
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: topsquark and gmax137
  • #14,908
From the dark side:

Screenshot 2023-03-08 at 8.46.08 AM.png
 
  • Like
Likes   Reactions: fresh_42
  • #14,909
When I get a headache I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.

Just once, I want the response to my attempt at username and password to say, “Close enough.”

If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I’m self-employed. We’re having a meeting.
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Likes   Reactions: Wrichik Basu, topsquark, BillTre and 3 others
  • #14,910
phinds said:
When I get a headache I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.

Just once, I want the response to my attempt at username and password to say, “Close enough.”

If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I’m self-employed. We’re having a meeting.
If it doesn't just demand that they give you a Pepsi. Just a Pepsi....
 

Similar threads

  • · Replies 470 ·
16
Replies
470
Views
36K
  • · Replies 10 ·
Replies
10
Views
1K
  • · Replies 2 ·
Replies
2
Views
2K
  • · Replies 4 ·
Replies
4
Views
2K
  • · Replies 4 ·
Replies
4
Views
5K
Replies
2
Views
4K
  • · Replies 17 ·
Replies
17
Views
5K
  • · Replies 420 ·
15
Replies
420
Views
43K
  • · Replies 7 ·
Replies
7
Views
2K
  • · Replies 15 ·
Replies
15
Views
2K