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Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Also beware of roadrunners exceeding posted speed limits?
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There's a rumor going around about butter...
but I'm not going to spread it.
but I'm not going to spread it.
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Medalist winner, Civil Engineering:
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This happens when the drain pipes float up in the cement when it is poured. The pipes and drain have to be anchored down, weighted down, or kept from floating up in some way.WWGD said:
This is an issue I had to deal with when getting floor drains in the fish rooms we had made.
My floors drain well.
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I just solved a fundamental problem in with SI. Will be submitting paper for peer review.
My first hypothesis was pretty solid:
But a colleague came up with a better theory I fully support.
My first hypothesis was pretty solid:
But a colleague came up with a better theory I fully support.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.WWGD said:
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Surprisingly like the Banana Split Theme song somehow: Tra-la-la, Tra-la-la-la,...nsaspook said:
Looked it up when it came out in " Millionaire" a while back.
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Talking about drinks.
What can happen to an Old Fashioned?
What can happen to an Old Fashioned?
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Two dyslexics walk into a bra.
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But the 6 dwarves envy him because he's...WWGD said:
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An acquaintance swears the following really happened to him.WWGD said:
He drove up to a red-light and mis-judged the stop. This resulted in him very lightly bumping into the car in front of him. The driver got out of the car, at which point my acquaintance noticed the other driver was a dwarf. The dwarf stomps back, reaches up, and taps on the driver window.
"I am NOT happy!"
"Oh. Which one are you?"
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