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There's a rumor going around about butter...

but I'm not going to spread it.
 
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Medalist winner, Civil Engineering:
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WWGD said:
Medalist winner, Civil Engineering:
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This happens when the drain pipes float up in the cement when it is poured. The pipes and drain have to be anchored down, weighted down, or kept from floating up in some way.
This is an issue I had to deal with when getting floor drains in the fish rooms we had made.
My floors drain well.
 
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I just solved a fundamental problem in with SI. Will be submitting paper for peer review.

My first hypothesis was pretty solid:

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But a colleague came up with a better theory I fully support.

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Surprisingly like the Banana Split Theme song somehow: Tra-la-la, Tra-la-la-la,...

Looked it up when it came out in " Millionaire" a while back.
 
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An acquaintance swears the following really happened to him.

He drove up to a red-light and mis-judged the stop. This resulted in him very lightly bumping into the car in front of him. The driver got out of the car, at which point my acquaintance noticed the other driver was a dwarf. The dwarf stomps back, reaches up, and taps on the driver window.

"I am NOT happy!"
"Oh. Which one are you?"
 
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