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Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
-Dan
A fish.
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Somewhere in outer space.
A mutiny happened on a spaceship.
As a death sentence the commanding officer and the scientific officer have been thrown out of the airlock.
The commanding officer says: "!!!"
The scientific officer responds: "..."
A mutiny happened on a spaceship.
As a death sentence the commanding officer and the scientific officer have been thrown out of the airlock.
The commanding officer says: "!!!"
The scientific officer responds: "..."
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Grelbr42 said:
That's an oldie
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When you're the only one in the street growing your own tomatoes!
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"S"? Or maybe the start of a curse?Omega0 said:
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"Good morning sir, welcome to Ted's Shots and Pots Gun and Electronics Store. How can I help?"phinds said:
"13A fuse in .22 caliber, please."
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You think that's tomatoes they're growing?fresh_42 said:
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That was the joke.DrGreg said:
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Gardener's Question Time once received a question from a lady concerned that her neighbours might be growing cannabis. The neighbours insisted the plants were cabbages, but she thought they were cannabis. Gardener's Question Time suggested she steal a few leaves and smoke them - if she's still worried, it's cabbage.DrGreg said:
(That one might be an urban legend.)
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The sad thing is, I believe you could actually sell a couple of them.BillTre said:
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We'll never find out. One of my favorites in Futurama was (not literally, I can't find the citation) "even the sound in the vaccum was better in earlier times"berkeman said:"S"? Or maybe the start of a curse?
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phinds said:
Post-it note recently observed on the inside of the cubicle door in the office bathroom:
The job's not over until the paperwork's finished.
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A bit grim:
" Last known photo of":
" Last known photo of":
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Darwin Award?WWGD said:
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Something like that I guess.Bystander said:
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Photoshop.Bystander said:
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berkeman said:Photoshop.
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What do you call a stolen Tesla?
An Edison.
-Dan
An Edison.
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I finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures. It's my face.
Lately, I've been watching my weight. It's still there.
A billion dollar idea: a smoke detector that turns off when you yell "I'm just cooking, dammit!"
We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it's fun to not be able to open that drawer.
It only takes one slow-walking person in the middle of the aisle at the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I'm a nice person.
Lately, I've been watching my weight. It's still there.
A billion dollar idea: a smoke detector that turns off when you yell "I'm just cooking, dammit!"
We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it's fun to not be able to open that drawer.
It only takes one slow-walking person in the middle of the aisle at the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I'm a nice person.