Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Short but sweet : :smile:

 
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Crossover event:

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fresh_42 said:
Pilot must've been stoned. (Sorry).

[EDIT: Dunno what happened to the picture. Couldn't correct it.)
 
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SHE: "So where do you work?"
HE: "I work where other people have fun".
SHE: "Like a DJ?"
HE: "No, I am a gynecologist."
 
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fresh_42 said:
Ouch! That took me way too long.
That's because you went straight to the mathematical definition. :smile:
 
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berkeman said:
That's because you went straight to the mathematical definition. :smile:
Yes. It was not a language thing. I actually searched for a paradoxon.
 
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What goes "quack, quack" and is logically inconsistent? A pair o' ducks.
 
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dextercioby said:
I'm tempted to to ask what is wrong with America but I probably wont like the answer, :P
 
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sbrothy said:
I'm tempted to to ask what is wrong with America but I probably wont like the answer, :P
Oh, do NOT get us started. :nb)
 
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phinds said:
Oh, do NOT get us started. :nb)
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King cake takes a bad acid trip?
 
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Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my tattoos.

She just needs a shoulder to crayon.
 
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