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DennisN
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Short but sweet : 
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Pilot must've been stoned. (Sorry).fresh_42 said:
[EDIT: Dunno what happened to the picture. Couldn't correct it.)
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In case anyone else is wondering what happened, this is actually an artwork:fresh_42 said:
https://www.gallery.ca/magazine/your-collection/jimmie-durham-they-will-be-smashed
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Jonathan Scott said:
Jimmie Durham formerly known as Wile E. Coyote.
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SHE: "So where do you work?"
HE: "I work where other people have fun".
SHE: "Like a DJ?"
HE: "No, I am a gynecologist."
HE: "I work where other people have fun".
SHE: "Like a DJ?"
HE: "No, I am a gynecologist."
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Ouch! That took me way too long.phinds said:
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Yes. It was not a language thing. I actually searched for a paradoxon.berkeman said:That's because you went straight to the mathematical definition.
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Here you gofresh_42 said:
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url...ved=0CA8QjRxqFwoTCJDv2tnSnf0CFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE
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What goes "quack, quack" and is logically inconsistent? A pair o' ducks.
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I'm tempted to to ask what is wrong with America but I probably wont like the answer, :Pdextercioby said:
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Oh, do NOT get us started.sbrothy said:
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phinds said:Oh, do NOT get us started.
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Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my tattoos.
She just needs a shoulder to crayon.
She just needs a shoulder to crayon.