Collection of Lame Jokes

[fresh_42]

This Schrödinger company seems to have a great offer. You find tools of every kind:

 

[fresh_42]

Brilliant, just brilliant!

 

[fresh_42]

People today apparently only use LOL anymore. I remember the 90s when all this started, people also used ROFL (rolling on the floor laughing). I don't know what's in the air tonight but I still ROFL about the roadrunner joke above. And here is another ROFL about a cartoon:

 

[DaveC426913]

ROFLSTC
(Rolling on the floor laughing scaring the cats)

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jtbell]

I've seen his [Avogadro's] toast advertised as well.

Is that the stuff that's slathered with guaca-mole?

 

[jedishrfu]

A collection of 40 physics jokes, pick your favorite and post it here:

https://chameleonmemes.com/40-physics-jokes-that-will-keep-you-laughing-for-lightyears/

I liked the one about a beam of light arrested for speed who went to prism.

 

[fresh_42]

A collection of 40 physics jokes, pick your favorite and post it here:

https://chameleonmemes.com/40-physics-jokes-that-will-keep-you-laughing-for-lightyears/

I liked the one about a beam of light arrested for speed who went to prism.

At least, they are almost all definitely "lame".

 

[WWGD]

I liked the one about the cistern and the brothern.

 

[fresh_42]

I liked the one about the cistern and the brothern.

I liked the "Oops" of nuclear physicists.

 

[WWGD]

Wonder what a joke has to do to not even qualify for ' Lame Jokes'.

 

[WWGD]

I liked the "Oops" of nuclear physicists.

A Homer Simpson type?

 

[fresh_42]

A Homer Simpson type?

Yep! The most famous упс ever spoken was on the 26th of April 1986 at 01:23 near a small Ukrainian town.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

History Channel's " Battle of the Bridges"

Which ones, Jeff and Beau?

 

[WWGD]

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I prefer Diet Pepsi.

 

[jedishrfu]

Nooooo! Diet Dr Pepper more fffizz and less ix.

 

[collinsmark]

Nooooo! Diet Dr Pepper more fffizz and less ix.

"Boy who is not able to satisfactorily explain what a Hrung is, nor why it should choose to collapse on Betelgeuse Seven"?

 

[Ibix]

"Boy who is not able to satisfactorily explain what a Hrung is, nor why it should choose to collapse on Betelgeuse Seven"?

+1 obscure reference...

 

[topsquark]

+1 obscure reference...

What's obscure about HHTTG? I used to have pretty much that whole book memorized.

-Dan

 

[Ibix]

What's obscure about HHTTG? I used to have pretty much that whole book memorized.

HHGTTG isn't obscure, agreed. But IIRC the Ix nickname is a one-time throwaway comment that's never referenced again and just a tiny bit of background lore. That's a bit more obscure.

 

[topsquark]

HHGTTG isn't obscure, agreed. But IIRC the Ix nickname is a one-time throwaway comment that's never referenced again and just a tiny bit of background lore. That's a bit more obscure.

I'm not arguing... but I call that "trivia." :)

-Dan

 

[Ibix]

I call that "trivia." :)

I call it "obscure trivia". ;-)

 

[fresh_42]

I'm not arguing... but I call that "trivia." :)

I call it "obscure trivia". ;-)

Which of you has the red sofa?

 

[DaveC426913]

Jeez, I didn't know there were HGTTG references I wouldn't get. I'm slacking...

 

[WWGD]

Jeez, I didn't know there were HGTTG references I wouldn't get. I'm slacking...

I'm worse. I thought it was gene sequencing until I realized it contained an H.
Edit: Or some new Internet protocol, like HTTP3.

 

[fresh_42]

Well, if you say so.

 

[WWGD]

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Well, if you say so.

I remember another ' Made in China' baby shirt ( edit : tag) recommending the baby be removed before washing the shirt.

 

[topsquark]

Which of you has the red sofa?

Eddy has it!

-Dan

 

[nsaspook]

 

[Tom.G]

Looks like someone got a photo of @berkeman and partner on their recent ride!

 

[jtbell]

Homer Simpson once tried running a bakery.

Customer: "This bread tastes terrible. What's in it?"

Homer: "D'oh!"

 

[artis]

To me as well. I don't have kids, so I do not care what will be left. I don't think that our species deserves survival. At least not those who constantly trade nature for profit. Those few tribes in the Amazonas who don't still have chances to survive when our modern world will long be gone.

We can definitely alter our environment , every time someone drops a plastic bag in a forest that happens, for example. But I don't think we can completely destroy everything around us. There will still be atmosphere , some plants and bacteria and organisms and water , etc.
I think it's like with the industrial revolution, things always get worse before they get better. A first the factories were awful, dark, full of toxic smoke and dirt, life was awful for those that worked there, no wonder the communists gained so much traction back then, especially in the poor agricultural Russia.
Every issue is solvable with patience and time and will, the will sadly is the only thing that is often lacking.

 

[artis]

Why did the Pfizer vaccine get a ticket?
Because it was caught "speeding" through trials.

 

[artis]

In the light of the recent somewhat depressing tones in this thread, here's a few Homer Simpson jokes about it.

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

If God didn’t want us to eat at night, he would have made the fridge light too bright!

 

[WWGD]

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]

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Ouch! And I thought we Germans were the only ones who mispronounced it.

 

[WWGD]

Wusta, Susta, su shire. There.

 

[fresh_42]

Wusta, Susta, su shire. There.

One of the two mysteries I will never understand. You can say Worcestershire sauce but you cannot say Wurst, you can say urgent, but you cannot say Schrödinger.

 

[WWGD]

One of the two mysteries I will never understand. You can say Worcestershire sauce but you cannot say Wurst, you can say urgent, but you cannot say Schrödinger.

But I can eat at the restaurant " The Best of the Wurst".
Still, I passed my written, verbal German test.

 

[Robert Jansen]

I can't tell you the joke about 288 because it's two gross.

 

[phinds]

I'd tell you my pizza joke, but it just too cheesy.

 

[Robert Jansen]

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

So you're the one!

 

[phinds]

Q: What is the difference between a watermelon and a jackass?
A: I don't know.

OK, we're not letting HIM choose desert.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

Lame Jokes?

Here we go ...

 

[BillTre]

 

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[BillTre]

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I did notice that about this notice. Thanks for the notification.