Collection of Lame Jokes

[fresh_42]

This Schrödinger company seems to have a great offer. You find tools of every kind:

 

[fresh_42]

Brilliant, just brilliant!

 

[fresh_42]

People today apparently only use LOL anymore. I remember the 90s when all this started, people also used ROFL (rolling on the floor laughing). I don't know what's in the air tonight but I still ROFL about the roadrunner joke above. And here is another ROFL about a cartoon:

 

[DaveC426913]

ROFLSTC
(Rolling on the floor laughing scaring the cats)

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jtbell]

I've seen his [Avogadro's] toast advertised as well.

Is that the stuff that's slathered with guaca-mole?

 

[jedishrfu]

A collection of 40 physics jokes, pick your favorite and post it here:

https://chameleonmemes.com/40-physics-jokes-that-will-keep-you-laughing-for-lightyears/

I liked the one about a beam of light arrested for speed who went to prism.

 

[fresh_42]

A collection of 40 physics jokes, pick your favorite and post it here:

https://chameleonmemes.com/40-physics-jokes-that-will-keep-you-laughing-for-lightyears/

I liked the one about a beam of light arrested for speed who went to prism.

At least, they are almost all definitely "lame".

 

[WWGD]

I liked the one about the cistern and the brothern.

 

[fresh_42]

I liked the one about the cistern and the brothern.

I liked the "Oops" of nuclear physicists.

 

[WWGD]

Wonder what a joke has to do to not even qualify for ' Lame Jokes'.

 

[WWGD]

I liked the "Oops" of nuclear physicists.

A Homer Simpson type?

 

[fresh_42]

A Homer Simpson type?

Yep! The most famous упс ever spoken was on the 26th of April 1986 at 01:23 near a small Ukrainian town.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

History Channel's " Battle of the Bridges"

Which ones, Jeff and Beau?

 

[WWGD]

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I prefer Diet Pepsi.

 

[jedishrfu]

Nooooo! Diet Dr Pepper more fffizz and less ix.

 

[collinsmark]

Nooooo! Diet Dr Pepper more fffizz and less ix.

"Boy who is not able to satisfactorily explain what a Hrung is, nor why it should choose to collapse on Betelgeuse Seven"?

 

[Ibix]

"Boy who is not able to satisfactorily explain what a Hrung is, nor why it should choose to collapse on Betelgeuse Seven"?

+1 obscure reference...

 

[topsquark]

+1 obscure reference...

What's obscure about HHTTG? I used to have pretty much that whole book memorized.

-Dan

 

[Ibix]

What's obscure about HHTTG? I used to have pretty much that whole book memorized.

HHGTTG isn't obscure, agreed. But IIRC the Ix nickname is a one-time throwaway comment that's never referenced again and just a tiny bit of background lore. That's a bit more obscure.

 

[topsquark]

HHGTTG isn't obscure, agreed. But IIRC the Ix nickname is a one-time throwaway comment that's never referenced again and just a tiny bit of background lore. That's a bit more obscure.

I'm not arguing... but I call that "trivia." :)

-Dan

 

[Ibix]

I call that "trivia." :)

I call it "obscure trivia". ;-)

 

[fresh_42]

I'm not arguing... but I call that "trivia." :)

I call it "obscure trivia". ;-)

Which of you has the red sofa?

 

[DaveC426913]

Jeez, I didn't know there were HGTTG references I wouldn't get. I'm slacking...

 

[WWGD]

Jeez, I didn't know there were HGTTG references I wouldn't get. I'm slacking...

I'm worse. I thought it was gene sequencing until I realized it contained an H.
Edit: Or some new Internet protocol, like HTTP3.

 

[fresh_42]

Well, if you say so.

 

[WWGD]

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Well, if you say so.

I remember another ' Made in China' baby shirt ( edit : tag) recommending the baby be removed before washing the shirt.

 

[topsquark]

Which of you has the red sofa?

Eddy has it!

-Dan

 

[nsaspook]