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Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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Brilliant, just brilliant!
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People today apparently only use LOL anymore. I remember the 90s when all this started, people also used ROFL (rolling on the floor laughing). I don't know what's in the air tonight but I still ROFL about the roadrunner joke above. And here is another ROFL about a cartoon:
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ROFLSTC
(Rolling on the floor laughing scaring the cats)
(Rolling on the floor laughing scaring the cats)
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Is that the stuff that's slathered with guaca-mole?WWGD said:
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A collection of 40 physics jokes, pick your favorite and post it here:
https://chameleonmemes.com/40-physics-jokes-that-will-keep-you-laughing-for-lightyears/
I liked the one about a beam of light arrested for speed who went to prism.
https://chameleonmemes.com/40-physics-jokes-that-will-keep-you-laughing-for-lightyears/
I liked the one about a beam of light arrested for speed who went to prism.
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At least, they are almost all definitely "lame".jedishrfu said:
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I liked the one about the cistern and the brothern.
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I liked the "Oops" of nuclear physicists.WWGD said:
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Wonder what a joke has to do to not even qualify for ' Lame Jokes'.
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A Homer Simpson type?fresh_42 said:
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Yep! The most famous упс ever spoken was on the 26th of April 1986 at 01:23 near a small Ukrainian town.WWGD said:
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History Channel's " Battle of the Bridges"
Which ones, Jeff and Beau?
Which ones, Jeff and Beau?
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I prefer Diet Pepsi.fresh_42 said:
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Nooooo! Diet Dr Pepper more fffizz and less ix.
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jedishrfu said:
"Boy who is not able to satisfactorily explain what a Hrung is, nor why it should choose to collapse on Betelgeuse Seven"?
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+1 obscure reference...collinsmark said:
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What's obscure about HHTTG? I used to have pretty much that whole book memorized.Ibix said:
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HHGTTG isn't obscure, agreed. But IIRC the Ix nickname is a one-time throwaway comment that's never referenced again and just a tiny bit of background lore. That's a bit more obscure.topsquark said:
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I'm not arguing... but I call that "trivia." :)Ibix said:
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I call it "obscure trivia". ;-)topsquark said:
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Which of you has the red sofa?Ibix said:
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Jeez, I didn't know there were HGTTG references I wouldn't get. I'm slacking...
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I'm worse. I thought it was gene sequencing until I realized it contained an H.DaveC426913 said:
Edit: Or some new Internet protocol, like HTTP3.
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Well, if you say so.
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I remember another ' Made in China' baby shirt ( edit : tag) recommending the baby be removed before washing the shirt.fresh_42 said:
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Eddy has it!fresh_42 said:
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