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Is football not a religion?fresh_42 said:
Yes, Celtic/Rangers correlates closely with Catholic/Protestant.
Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
Yes, Celtic/Rangers correlates closely with Catholic/Protestant.
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When we were kids we played Subbuteo. I had a team in blue jerseys with white shorts and he had a team in white with green horizontal stripes on the jerseys. However, I was Catholic in real life, and he was Protestant.Ibix said:Is football not a religion?
Yes, Celtic/Rangers correlates closely with Catholic/Protestant.
I wished that aphorism would work more often in reality.
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How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.
With a pumpkin patch.
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Want to get back on your feet?
Miss two car payments.
Miss two car payments.
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A long time ago I read a short story about a kid who read pulp-magazine science fiction obsessively. He fell asleep and had a nightmare about being trapped on a planet of giant aunts.
They surrounded him, wagging their fingers at him and saying, "Stop reading that trash!"
They surrounded him, wagging their fingers at him and saying, "Stop reading that trash!"
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Sadism: When course instructors insist that attaching spectra to the end of a report is better than sending them as separate pdf files.
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Yes, it's a total mystery why Tom Hanks hasn't starred in The Martian. Probably because his travel disasters are even more expensive.jack action said:
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Did you hear about the turkey who was arrested for fowl play?
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Yes. They detained him in a cell at 350 F for 6 hours.jtbell said:
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That's perp sweating with the gloves off.topsquark said:
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Blink twice if GPT-5 is holding you hostage.
https://techcrunch.com/2023/11/17/sam-altman-is-out-as-openais-ceo/
https://techcrunch.com/2023/11/17/sam-altman-is-out-as-openais-ceo/
Sam Altman ousted as OpenAI’s CEO
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I hear there's a bowling alley that uses frozen turkeys instead of bowling balls during Thanksgiving week. The ones that go down the sides of the lane and miss the pins completely are Butterballs.
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How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I will tell you tomorrow!
I will tell you tomorrow!
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Catality!!
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So who is the 7th dwarf?dextercioby said:
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But not before doing a cavity search…topsquark said:
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