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Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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davenn
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A lot of wives complain that their husbands do not listen
I have never heard my wife say this.
She may have .....
I have never heard my wife say this.
She may have .....
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Silly, lame, the perfect place here:
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Mommy: Billy, what do you want for Christmas?dextercioby said:
Billy: Cancer!
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dextercioby said:
It should go without saying that the challenging bit doesn't lie in the burger getting eaten.
The challenging bit lies in the burger (not to put too fine a point on it) staying eaten.
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phinds said:
That's an exaggeration. In reality, the compromise was: in every room with a ceiling and on the porch.
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And religion, goes down a storm in the pub too!BillTre said:
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Let's stick to football. Did you watch the Old Firm match yesterday?pinball1970 said:
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The question is, is "Zeitgeist" a spirit or a geist ale?BillTre said:
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Old Firm to me means Celtic V Rangers, there a few internationals yesterday, U17, womens??Ibix said:
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Yup. Nice safe topic of conversation with no chance of fighting.pinball1970 said:
(I've no idea if there was a match between them yesterday - guessing not from your reaction.)
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Everything works that fulfills the following three conditions:pinball1970 said:
- Everybody has an opinion.
- Nobody has a clue.
- People can be divided into disjoint groups.
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Celtic vs. Rangers? Ain't this religion?Ibix said:
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At a Thanksgiving dinner a few years ago, I got bored with the dry conversation. I nodded to my fam members sitting near me at the kids' end of the table, saying "Watch this!"BillTre said:
I mimed grabbing a grenade, and pulling the pin out with my teeth.
I hollered "Trump!" and lobbed the pretend grenade into the middle of the other end of the table. I stuck my fingers in my ears and mimed cowering.
The explosion went off and the grown ups argued for an hour straight.
True story!
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