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Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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A lot of wives complain that their husbands do not listen
I have never heard my wife say this.
She may have .....
I have never heard my wife say this.
She may have .....
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Silly, lame, the perfect place here:
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Mommy: Billy, what do you want for Christmas?dextercioby said:
Billy: Cancer!
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dextercioby said:
It should go without saying that the challenging bit doesn't lie in the burger getting eaten.
The challenging bit lies in the burger (not to put too fine a point on it) staying eaten.
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phinds said:
That's an exaggeration. In reality, the compromise was: in every room with a ceiling and on the porch.
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And religion, goes down a storm in the pub too!BillTre said:
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Let's stick to football. Did you watch the Old Firm match yesterday?pinball1970 said:
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Ibix
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The question is, is "Zeitgeist" a spirit or a geist ale?BillTre said:
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Old Firm to me means Celtic V Rangers, there a few internationals yesterday, U17, womens??Ibix said:
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Yup. Nice safe topic of conversation with no chance of fighting.pinball1970 said:
(I've no idea if there was a match between them yesterday - guessing not from your reaction.)
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Everything works that fulfills the following three conditions:pinball1970 said:
- Everybody has an opinion.
- Nobody has a clue.
- People can be divided into disjoint groups.
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Celtic vs. Rangers? Ain't this religion?Ibix said:
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From Facebook today...
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At a Thanksgiving dinner a few years ago, I got bored with the dry conversation. I nodded to my fam members sitting near me at the kids' end of the table, saying "Watch this!"BillTre said:
I mimed grabbing a grenade, and pulling the pin out with my teeth.
I hollered "Trump!" and lobbed the pretend grenade into the middle of the other end of the table. I stuck my fingers in my ears and mimed cowering.
The explosion went off and the grown ups argued for an hour straight.
True story!
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