Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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fresh_42 said:
Celtic vs. Rangers? Ain't this religion?
Is football not a religion? :wink:

Yes, Celtic/Rangers correlates closely with Catholic/Protestant.
 
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Ibix said:
Is football not a religion? :wink:

Yes, Celtic/Rangers correlates closely with Catholic/Protestant.
When we were kids we played Subbuteo. I had a team in blue jerseys with white shorts and he had a team in white with green horizontal stripes on the jerseys. However, I was Catholic in real life, and he was Protestant.

I wished that aphorism would work more often in reality.
 
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How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.
 
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jtbell said:
How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.
:doh:

-Dan
 
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Want to get back on your feet?

Miss two car payments.
 
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A long time ago I read a short story about a kid who read pulp-magazine science fiction obsessively. He fell asleep and had a nightmare about being trapped on a planet of giant aunts.

They surrounded him, wagging their fingers at him and saying, "Stop reading that trash!"
 
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Sadism: When course instructors insist that attaching spectra to the end of a report is better than sending them as separate pdf files.
 
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jack action said:
Yes, it's a total mystery why Tom Hanks hasn't starred in The Martian. Probably because his travel disasters are even more expensive.
 
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Did you hear about the turkey who was arrested for fowl play?
 
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jtbell said:
Did you hear about the turkey who was arrested for fowl play?
Yes. They detained him in a cell at 350 F for 6 hours.

-Dan
 
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topsquark said:
Yes. They detained him in a cell at 350 F for 6 hours.
That's perp sweating with the gloves off.
 
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I hear there's a bowling alley that uses frozen turkeys instead of bowling balls during Thanksgiving week. The ones that go down the sides of the lane and miss the pins completely are Butterballs.
 
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How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I will tell you tomorrow!
 
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Catality!!
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topsquark said:
Yes. They detained him in a cell at 350 F for 6 hours.

-Dan
But not before doing a cavity search…
 
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