Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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A funny t-shirt :smile::

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Orodruin said:
Technical objection!
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Technically, they could have used an image of the Rhinoceros unicornis:

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Or better yet, its very close parent, the Rhinoceros sondaicus. With its worldwide population of about 76 individuals, it is truly the ... unicorn of the wildlife kingdom:

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The paradox is that they are so rare that people may not recognize them as rhinos!
 
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docnet said:
I actually was burned by this "fidget toy" when I was a child
Me too, but just the outside of the barrel, not the glowing red part. It was in my "how far back does the hot go?" stage as a kid, which also earned me a burned finger with this...

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docnet said:
I actually was burned by this "fidget toy" when I was a child and still think its inventor had nefarious intentions. 😅:cry:
I drove them around with a forklift on a summer job as a student.
 
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A 45 ports network switch.

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My newest invention a dark flashlight. Shine dark on the enemy and they can not see you.

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"Am I too fat?"
"I don't think so, but then again, I'm not a structural engineer."

Hand-to-hand combat.
 
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gary350 said:
My newest invention a dark flashlight. Shine dark on the enemy and they can not see you.

That's brilliant. . . . :oldlaugh:

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A positron walks into a bar. The bartender says no electrons allowed. The positron - I am not an electron. The bartender - are you sure? The positron - I am positive.
 
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A British grocery store has found a way to brighten the dinner table and let you glow in the dark:

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jack action said:
The paradox is that they are so rare that people may not recognize them as rhinos!
Is that why that one looks so cross?
 
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MikeeMiracle said:
A positron walks into a bar. The bartender says no electrons allowed. The positron - I am not an electron. The bartender - are you sure? The positron - I am positive.
Do electrons have mass? Bartender: I'm not even sure they're catholic.
 
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A photon arrives at the airport.
Airport staff: "Any luggage to check in?"
Photon: "No thank you. I am travelling light."
 
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Why can electrons never board an airplane?
Although naked, the scanner keeps peeping every time they walk through it.
 
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After a lot of discipline, I'm finally regular, and I clean my bowels daily at 7 a.m.
Unfortunately, I only wake up at 8 a.m.
 
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