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The recent thread about the Savannah Bananas reminded me that we're getting a new minor league baseball team next year, about an hour's drive away.

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(Spartanburg SC's nickname is "Hub City".)

What food-themed team names would you like to see?

Aspen Asparagus?

Oklahoma City Okra? (They're actually now called the Oklahoma City Baseball Club... how boring!)
 
jtbell said:
What food-themed team names would you like to see?
Everton FC are known as The Toffees (Everton Toffees are a traditional local delicacy).
Bournemouth FC are nicknamed The Cherries (but I don't know why).
 
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jack action said:
Does this mean that owning a crowbar implies a murder?

mjc123 said:
Everton FC are known as The Toffees (Everton Toffees are a traditional local delicacy).
Bournemouth FC are nicknamed The Cherries (but I don't know why).
Sometimes related to industry. Macclesfield Town called the silkmen.
Manchester United are the red devils, probably the kit.
Mossley called the Lily Whites, the kit is white. Support your local non league!
 
Ipswich Town are the "tractor boys," one of my favourites.
 
pinball1970 said:
Ipswich Town are the "tractor boys," one of my favourites.
Sounds like a one hit wonder novelty band.
 
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I caught my son chewing on my laptop power supply cable so I grounded him.
 
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Just whipped this up

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From YT: " What happens when we go beyond ' Plank' length?"
We fall into the sea?