Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Meanwhile, Canada dreams its dreamy little dreams...

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DaveC426913 said:
Meanwhile, Canada dreams its dreamy little dreams...

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...Or the emblem of syrup for 9 pancakes. Eh?
 
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Not sure but I may have seen this here before. Worth repeating anyway.

EDIT: OOPS !! I DID see it here (on PF) before. It's over in the science jokes thread.

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phinds said:
EDIT: OOPS !! I DID see it here (on PF) before. It's over in the science jokes thread.

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Is that a fact? :)

-Dan
 
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Just popped up on my feed. Very cool diagram of the latest SpaceX Starship X landing procedure.

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  • Onion rings are just vegetable doughnuts.
  • Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
  • Lasagna is just a spaghetti-flavored cake.
  • Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.
 
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Bitte, nicht auf den Strudel stehen!

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(Please don't stand on the strudel!)
 
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jtbell said:
Bitte, nicht auf den Strudel stehen!
Please, don't stand for the whirlpool!
 
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DaveC426913 said:
Just whipped this up

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My department chairman once showed me a quiz that he had just given in his earth science class.

One question was "What is the difference between solar and lunar eclipses?"

One student wrote, "A solar eclipse is when the moon comes between the sun and the earth. A lunar eclipse is when the sun comes between the moon and the earth." There were matching diagrams.
 
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On hold, waiting for a response from tech support

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phinds said:
On hold, waiting for a response from tech support

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Switched off but couldn't switch on again.
 
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When technology arrives in small towns:
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Why did the football coach cross the parking lot with his empty shopping cart at Aldi?

He wanted to get his quarterback.
 
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Have you ever noticed?

If you spell “absolutely nothing” backwards you get “gnihton yletulosba”, which means absolutely nothing!
 
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jtbell said:
Have you ever noticed?

If you spell “absolutely nothing” backwards you get “gnihton yletulosba”, which means absolutely nothing!
A palindrome.
 
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jtbell said:
If you spell “absolutely nothing” backwards you get “gnihton yletulosba”, which means absolutely nothing!

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  • #20,068
It took me a while to realize what that post was good for. :oldtongue:
 
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Borg said:
It took me a while to realize what that post was good for. :oldtongue:
Good God, y'all!
 
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Borg said:
It took me a while to realize what that post was good for. :oldtongue:
Minus 273 points.
 

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