Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #20,041
Meanwhile, Canada dreams its dreamy little dreams...

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  • #20,042
DaveC426913 said:
Meanwhile, Canada dreams its dreamy little dreams...

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...Or the emblem of syrup for 9 pancakes. Eh?
 
  • #20,043
Not sure but I may have seen this here before. Worth repeating anyway.

EDIT: OOPS !! I DID see it here (on PF) before. It's over in the science jokes thread.

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phinds said:
EDIT: OOPS !! I DID see it here (on PF) before. It's over in the science jokes thread.

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Is that a fact? :)

-Dan
 
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Just popped up on my feed. Very cool diagram of the latest SpaceX Starship X landing procedure.

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  • #20,047
  • Onion rings are just vegetable doughnuts.
  • Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
  • Lasagna is just a spaghetti-flavored cake.
  • Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.
 
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Bitte, nicht auf den Strudel stehen!

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(Please don't stand on the strudel!)
 
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jtbell said:
Bitte, nicht auf den Strudel stehen!
Please, don't stand for the whirlpool!
 
  • #20,054
DaveC426913 said:
Just whipped this up

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My department chairman once showed me a quiz that he had just given in his earth science class.

One question was "What is the difference between solar and lunar eclipses?"

One student wrote, "A solar eclipse is when the moon comes between the sun and the earth. A lunar eclipse is when the sun comes between the moon and the earth." There were matching diagrams.
 
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On hold, waiting for a response from tech support

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phinds said:
On hold, waiting for a response from tech support

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Switched off but couldn't switch on again.
 
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When technology arrives in small towns:
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  • #20,062
Why did the football coach cross the parking lot with his empty shopping cart at Aldi?

He wanted to get his quarterback.
 
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Have you ever noticed?

If you spell “absolutely nothing” backwards you get “gnihton yletulosba”, which means absolutely nothing!
 
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jtbell said:
Have you ever noticed?

If you spell “absolutely nothing” backwards you get “gnihton yletulosba”, which means absolutely nothing!
A palindrome.
 
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jtbell said:
If you spell “absolutely nothing” backwards you get “gnihton yletulosba”, which means absolutely nothing!

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It took me a while to realize what that post was good for. :oldtongue:
 
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Borg said:
It took me a while to realize what that post was good for. :oldtongue:
Good God, y'all!
 
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Borg said:
It took me a while to realize what that post was good for. :oldtongue:
Minus 273 points.
 
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