Collection of Lame Jokes

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[DennisN]

 

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Don't they have their own saint, St Francis of a Sissy?

 

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[Ivan Seeking]

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My grandmother had that image hanging in the den.

I think Zig Zag rolling papers used it later.

 

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[berkeman]

 

[davenn]

 

[romsofia]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[pinball1970]

And that explains why no one uses number 1 pencils.

and thats why people make fun of Engineers

 

[pinball1970]

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I hope they're something like a horn player, not a language instructor.

I tooted for my school but by the time I went to sixth form, the competition was just too strong.
Plus I didnt have the Latin.

 

[pinball1970]

The version of the bird joke that I know goes as follows.

A man is in court charged with shooting a golden eagle, which is illegal in the UK. He eventually convinces the magistrate that it was an accident, and is found not guilty. The magistrate then asks, out of curiosity, what he did with the dead eagle. The man replies,

"I ate it"

"What did it taste like?"

"A bit like swan"

As told by the late veteran British comedian Barry Cryer.​

Spoiler: I don't get the joke

Killing a swan is also illegal in the UK

This goes back to 13/14th Century or so, protected under some ancient royal ownership

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

Pittsburgh license plate: " You have a friend in Pennsylvania".
Hungarian license plate:" You have a friend in Transylvania".

 

[fresh_42]

However, Transylvania is in Romania.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

and thats why people make fun of Engineers

Who, the Number-1-pencil cult? Please, they are right up there with flat earthers.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

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[symbolipoint]

Invention of a new name:

Reaux Brikk

 

[jbriggs444]

Why did the astronomer put meat in his shower?

Spoiler

Because he wanted a meatier shower.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

 

[pinball1970]

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I could not get away with that content sir. Funny tho

 

[jtbell]

Last month, Britain's Royal Mail released a set of stamps honoring Monty Python:

Old-timers here should note the reference to the fish-slapping dance at the bottom right.

 

[berkeman]