Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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WWGD said:
My grandmother had that image hanging in the den.

I think Zig Zag rolling papers used it later.
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
And that explains why no one uses number 1 pencils.
and thats why people make fun of Engineers
 
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jtbell said:
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I hope they're something like a horn player, not a language instructor.
I tooted for my school but by the time I went to sixth form, the competition was just too strong.
Plus I didnt have the Latin.
 
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DrGreg said:
The version of the bird joke that I know goes as follows.

A man is in court charged with shooting a golden eagle, which is illegal in the UK. He eventually convinces the magistrate that it was an accident, and is found not guilty. The magistrate then asks, out of curiosity, what he did with the dead eagle. The man replies,

"I ate it"

"What did it taste like?"

"A bit like swan"

As told by the late veteran British comedian Barry Cryer.

Killing a swan is also illegal in the UK
This goes back to 13/14th Century or so, protected under some ancient royal ownership
 
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Pittsburgh license plate: " You have a friend in Pennsylvania".
Hungarian license plate:" You have a friend in Transylvania".
 
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However, Transylvania is in Romania.
 
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pinball1970 said:
and thats why people make fun of Engineers
Who, the Number-1-pencil cult? Please, they are right up there with flat earthers.
 
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Invention of a new name:

Reaux Brikk
 
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Why did the astronomer put meat in his shower?
Because he wanted a meatier shower.
 
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Last month, Britain's Royal Mail released a set of stamps honoring Monty Python:

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Old-timers here should note the reference to the fish-slapping dance at the bottom right.
 
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